Un grup masiv de v\u00e2n\u0103tori versa\u021bi,
Cu pu\u0219ti \u0219i carabine \u00eenarma\u021bi,
Au provocat adev\u0103rat delir,
Lans\u00e2nd in jungl\u0103 un concurs de tir.
Oricine atinge \u021binta sp\u00e2nzurat\u0103
\u00cen centru cu trei gloan\u021be, ia pe dat\u0103
Trofeul de oricine mult visat:
Un post pl\u0103tit, de bugetar la stat.
Un leu gigant, un tigru \u0219i-o panter\u0103
Cu arme prinse \u00een bandulier\u0103
S-au a\u0219ezat cu to\u021bii-n r\u00e2nd, cuminte,
Av\u00e2nd aliniate-n fa\u021b\u0103 \u021binte.
Un \u0219oim \u00eei urm\u0103rea de pe o crac\u0103,
Cum plini de nervi cartu\u0219ele \u00een\u0219fac\u0103
\u0218i afi\u0219\u00e2nd o conduit\u0103 grav\u0103
B\u0103gau cu grij\u0103 gloan\u021bele pe \u021beav\u0103.
Porni o canonad\u0103-asurzitoare
\u0218i gloan\u021bele au \u00eenceput s\u0103 zboare
C-un b\u00e2z\u00e2it ca zborul de albin\u0103
\u0218i-apoi subit \u2013 o lini\u0219te deplin\u0103!
Pantera nimeri \u00een plin un glon\u021b
\u0218i alte dou\u0103-a prins o cioar\u0103-n clon\u021b,
Iar tigru-a tras \u00een \u0163int\u0103, din p\u0103cate,
Cu toate trei, dar foarte r\u0103sfirate.
Doar leul, ochitor titrat, cu aur\u0103,
Ciudat, avea \u00een \u021bint\u0103 doar o gaur\u0103
\u00cen mijloc, dar spre-a tuturor mirare
Era ce-i drept, cam anormal de mare.
El s-a justificat, nevr\u00e2nd s\u0103 mint\u0103,
C\u0103 gloan\u021bele-au intrat cu toate-n \u021bint\u0103,
Put\u00e2nd s\u0103 vad\u0103 \u0219i un dobitoc,
C\u0103 au lovit exact acela\u0219i loc.
Urmar\u0103-apoi scandaluri, contesta\u021bii,
Audieri \u0219i multe declara\u021bii,
Iar la sf\u00e2r\u0219it, printr-un anun\u021b sonor,
L-au pus pe tigru drept c\u00e2\u0219tig\u0103tor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Morala1
N-ai \u0219anse s\u0103 devii un sf\u00e2nt cu aur\u0103,
C\u00e2nd nimere\u0219ti mereu aceea\u0219i gaur\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Morala 2
Un bugetar cu-oculte interese,
E specialist \u00een g\u0103uri mari \u0219i dese.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Morala 3
Nici leul nostru nu o duce bine
\u00cen lupt\u0103 cu monedele str\u0103ine.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Un grup masiv de v\u00e2n\u0103tori versa\u021bi,Cu pu\u0219ti \u0219i carabine \u00eenarma\u021bi,Au provocat adev\u0103rat delir,Lans\u00e2nd in jungl\u0103 un concurs de tir.Oricine atinge \u021binta sp\u00e2nzurat\u0103\u00cen centru cu trei gloan\u021be, ia pe dat\u0103Trofeul de oricine mult visat:Un post pl\u0103tit, de bugetar la stat.Un leu gigant, un tigru \u0219i-o panter\u0103Cu arme prinse \u00een bandulier\u0103S-au a\u0219ezat cu to\u021bii-n r\u00e2nd, cuminte,Av\u00e2nd aliniate-n […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1061,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1060","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-fabule"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1060","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1060"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1060\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1062,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1060\/revisions\/1062"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1061"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1060"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1060"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1060"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}