{"id":1181,"date":"2025-11-20T05:03:16","date_gmt":"2025-11-20T05:03:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/?p=1181"},"modified":"2025-11-22T08:31:42","modified_gmt":"2025-11-22T08:31:42","slug":"fabula-crucifera","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/fabula-crucifera\/","title":{"rendered":"Fabula crucifer\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Verzele parlamentare \u00eentr-o zi s-au adunat,<br>S\u0103 planteze \u00een r\u0103zoare, la Bruxelles, un deputat.<br>Pentru func\u021bia r\u00e2vnit\u0103 un v\u0103rzoi se remarcase,<br>Printr-o tigv\u0103 mai turtit\u0103 \u0219i prin foile prea groase.<br>Cuv\u00e2nta mai rar s\u0103racul, votul \u00eel d\u0103dea cu fric\u0103,<br>Vina o purta, se pare, c\u0103p\u0103\u021b\u00e2na mult prea mic\u0103!<br>L-au trimis \u00een cap de list\u0103 chiar \u0219i c-un aspect sordid,<br>C\u0103-i legum\u0103 rezistent\u0103 \u0219i vechi membru de partid.<br>Dar acolo candidatul, dovedind exces de zel,<br>\u0218i-a schimbat comportamentul\u2026 c\u0103 e varz\u0103 de Bruxelles!<br>Secretar\u0103, limuzin\u0103, stimulente fel de fel,<br>Chiar \u0219i propria doctrin\u0103 ce-o \u021binea \u00een portofel.<br>Vinde \u021bara la tarab\u0103 chiar de postu-i trec\u0103tor,<br>C\u0103-l pl\u0103tesc aleg\u0103torii doar s\u0103 lupte contra lor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Morala 1<br>Europarlamentarii uit\u0103, cu diurna fabuloas\u0103,<br>Nu se lupt\u0103 pentru \u021bar\u0103, c\u0103-n obraz au foaia groas\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Morala 2<br>Nu ne reprezint\u0103-afar\u0103 oameni doar cu stea \u00een frunte,<br>Ci \u0219i unii ce sunt varz\u0103\u2026 caracterele m\u0103runte!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Morala 3<br>Pot s\u0103 te m\u0103n\u00e2nce porcii dac\u0103 intri \u00een l\u0103turi:<br>Dintr-o varz\u0103 compromis\u0103, nu po\u021bi face mur\u0103turi!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Verzele parlamentare \u00eentr-o zi s-au adunat,S\u0103 planteze \u00een r\u0103zoare, la Bruxelles, un deputat.Pentru func\u021bia r\u00e2vnit\u0103 un v\u0103rzoi se remarcase,Printr-o tigv\u0103 mai turtit\u0103 \u0219i prin foile prea groase.Cuv\u00e2nta mai rar s\u0103racul, votul \u00eel d\u0103dea cu fric\u0103,Vina o purta, se pare, c\u0103p\u0103\u021b\u00e2na mult prea mic\u0103!L-au trimis \u00een cap de list\u0103 chiar \u0219i c-un aspect sordid,C\u0103-i legum\u0103 rezistent\u0103 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1182,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1181","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-fabule"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1181","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1181"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1181\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1183,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1181\/revisions\/1183"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1182"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1181"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1181"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1181"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}