\u00cen savana african\u0103 sub arbu\u0219tii scunzi, usca\u021bi,
Se-adun\u0103 spontan o gloat\u0103 de \u0219acali, cam revolta\u021bi,
S\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i verse ofu-n public, coco\u0219a\u021bi de traiul greu
\u0218i s\u0103 schimbe-or\u00e2nduirea: s\u0103 \u00eel dea \u00een g\u00e2t pe leu.
Costeliv, masculul alfa, a chel\u0103l\u0103it prelung:
-Vreau un trai decent, dreptate, pr\u0103zile nu mai ajung,
Puii sufer\u0103 de foame, ne spetim cu alergatul
\u0218i c\u00e2nd prada-i \u00eencol\u021bit\u0103, leii vin \u0219i iau v\u00e2natul.
Ghiftui\u021bi apoi, \u00een fine, de ciozv\u00e2rtele gustoase,
Pleac\u0103 \u0219i r\u0103m\u00e2n \u00een urm\u0103 doar copite, piei \u0219i oase.
-S\u0103 sc\u0103p\u0103m de parazi\u021bii care str\u00e2mb conduc planeta!
A r\u0103cnit la bot cu spume, ca turbat, masculul beta,
C\u0103 s-au \u00eenmul\u021bit prea tare, sunt \u00een fiece tufi\u0219,
Au haremuri numeroase \u0219i e plin de\u2026 m\u0103run\u021bi\u0219!
-A\u0219 m\u00e2nca un leu la cin\u0103, sunt decis, v\u0103 jur pe mama,
A strigat de dup-o tuf\u0103, tare, \u0219i masculul gama,
Iar gestant\u0103, o femel\u0103 a-nceput a turui:
-Hai s\u0103 omor\u00e2m to\u021bi leii, s\u0103 ne aliem, copii,
S\u0103 sc\u0103p\u0103m de dictatura ce ne-apas\u0103 greu pe ceaf\u0103,
C-a\u0219 m\u00e2nca \u0219i eu o zebr\u0103, o gazel\u0103, o giraf\u0103,
Sunt s\u0103tul\u0103 de cadavre care putrezesc la soare,
Ce miros de la o po\u0219t\u0103 pe c\u0103ldura asta mare.
Au pornit pe loc urale \u0219i scand\u0103ri entuziasmate
De-au fugit b\u0103t\u00e2nd din aripi p\u0103s\u0103rile speriate
\u0218i atras de g\u0103l\u0103gia cauzat\u0103 de consens,
Ap\u0103ru de dup\u0103 arbori, impozant, un leu imens,
Care \u0219i-a f\u0103cut siesta printre ierburi verzi, umbrite
\u0218i-auzise t\u0103r\u0103\u0219enia cu urechile ciulite.
Slobozind un r\u0103get groaznic a rostit cu toat\u0103 gura:
-Deci a\u0219a, precum se vede, nu v\u0103 place dictatura,
Asta seam\u0103n-a revolt\u0103 ce se cere pedepsit\u0103,
De voi praful se alege, v\u0103 distrug \u00eentr-o clipit\u0103,
Ca s\u0103 \u0219ti\u021bi pe ve\u0219nicie cine e aici st\u0103p\u00e2n!
Dar mieros, lungit pe burt\u0103, un \u0219acal, cel mai b\u0103tr\u00e2n,
Cuv\u00e2nt\u0103 cu umilin\u021b\u0103: \u201eMaiestate, \u00eendurare,
Noi ne-am str\u00e2ns \u00een grup aicea, \u00een aceast\u0103 adunare,
S\u0103-n\u0103l\u021b\u0103m smeri\u021bi spre slav\u0103 vocile \u00eenfierb\u00e2ntate,
S-ave\u021bi parte de leoaice, s-ave\u021bi spor \u0219i s\u0103n\u0103tate,
Iar norocul s\u0103 v-apar\u0103 la tot pasul \u00een c\u0103rare,
C\u00e2nd ie\u0219i\u021bi cu to\u021bi curtenii pe-nserat la v\u00e2n\u0103toare,
C\u0103ci de leii o duc bine, fac serate fastuoase,
Evident c\u0103 \u0219i \u0219acalii vor avea mai multe oase,
Mi-e nici nu-mi place carnea, deci v\u0103 spun respectuos,
Bucuros a\u0219 da o pulp\u0103, doar s\u0103 am un os de ros.\u201d
Morala
Temerarii-au via\u021b\u0103 scurt\u0103, mor lupt\u00e2nd pe baricade,
\u00cens\u0103 la\u0219ii-s mai pragmatici: cine poate, oase roade!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u00cen savana african\u0103 sub arbu\u0219tii scunzi, usca\u021bi,Se-adun\u0103 spontan o gloat\u0103 de \u0219acali, cam revolta\u021bi,S\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i verse ofu-n public, coco\u0219a\u021bi de traiul greu\u0218i s\u0103 schimbe-or\u00e2nduirea: s\u0103 \u00eel dea \u00een g\u00e2t pe leu.Costeliv, masculul alfa, a chel\u0103l\u0103it prelung:-Vreau un trai decent, dreptate, pr\u0103zile nu mai ajung,Puii sufer\u0103 de foame, ne spetim cu alergatul\u0218i c\u00e2nd prada-i \u00eencol\u021bit\u0103, leii […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1255,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1254","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-fabule"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1254","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1254"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1254\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1256,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1254\/revisions\/1256"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1255"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1254"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1254"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1254"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}