Sunt misogin recunoscut,
Beau ceaiuri \u0219i m\u0103n\u00e2nc conserve,
Mai multe fete-am cunoscut,
Ce m-au for\u021bat s\u0103 am rezerve.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Omleta este un deliciu,
Cartofii frip\u021bi sunt o roman\u021b\u0103,
C\u00e2nd nu-s supus la vreun supliciu
\u0218i simt c\u0103 sunt \u00een siguran\u021b\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00cen suflet mai ascund o ran\u0103,
Precum o pe\u0219ter\u0103 \u00een st\u00e2nc\u0103,
S\u0103pat\u0103 de o Marian\u0103
Ce-avea o groap\u0103 prea ad\u00e2nc\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Iubeam pe vremuri o feti\u021b\u0103,
De-atunci c-un ochi nu v\u0103d defel,
C\u0103ci m-a orbit o Lumini\u021b\u0103
C\u00e2nd m\u0103 aflam \u00eentr-un tunel.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00cen sta\u021biune la Govora,
Ajuns-am la infirmerie,
C\u0103 m-a intoxicat Pandora
Ce-avea otr\u0103vuri \u00een cutie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
S\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eensor m\u0103 roade frica,
Am vrut s-o fac adeseori,
Doar p\u00e2n\u2019 m-a \u021bepuit Florica\u2026
Ce-avea vreo cinci copii din flori.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nici Violeta n-a fost bun\u0103,
C\u0103ci vorb\u0103rea\u021b\u0103, indiscret\u0103,
M-a \u0219i turnat dup\u0103 o lun\u0103
La cucuveaua violet\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
O P\u0103uni\u021b\u0103 m-a frapat,
Cu nurii adolescentini,
Dar s-a cuplat inopinat
Cu un coco\u0219 de prin vecini.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Cu Julieta m-am iubit,
I-am dat cadouri \u0219i plocoane,
Dar m-am sim\u021bit \u00eenghesuit\u2026
Erau o groaz\u0103 pe balcoane.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Marina, dragostea etern\u0103,
Cu \u0219olduri late, s\u00e2nii mari,
M-a \u00een\u0219elat \u00eentr-o tavern\u0103
C-un echipaj de marinari.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Cu Ana fost-am galanton,
Aveam contacte benevole,
\u00cens\u0103 voia un corp beton
\u0218i i l-a dat cur\u00e2nd, Manole.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Femeile \u00eemi fac figuri,
Deja mi-e carne\u021belul plin\u2026
M\u0103n\u00e2nc pesme\u021bi \u0219i usc\u0103turi,
\u00cens\u0103 tr\u0103iesc, mi-s misogin!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Sunt misogin recunoscut,Beau ceaiuri \u0219i m\u0103n\u00e2nc conserve,Mai multe fete-am cunoscut,Ce m-au for\u021bat s\u0103 am rezerve. Omleta este un deliciu,Cartofii frip\u021bi sunt o roman\u021b\u0103,C\u00e2nd nu-s supus la vreun supliciu\u0218i simt c\u0103 sunt \u00een siguran\u021b\u0103. \u00cen suflet mai ascund o ran\u0103,Precum o pe\u0219ter\u0103 \u00een st\u00e2nc\u0103,S\u0103pat\u0103 de o Marian\u0103Ce-avea o groap\u0103 prea ad\u00e2nc\u0103. Iubeam pe vremuri o feti\u021b\u0103,De-atunci […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1304,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1303","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-fantum"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1303","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1303"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1303\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1347,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1303\/revisions\/1347"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1304"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1303"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1303"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1303"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}