M\u00e2ndra mea cu-n g\u00e2nd perfid,
Pretext\u00e2nd c\u0103 e Covid,
Reu\u0219i s\u0103 m\u0103 prosteasc\u0103,
C\u0103 purta demult o masc\u0103,
Dar cu g\u00e2nd ascuns, par\u0219iv,
Pretindea c\u0103-i preventiv.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
C\u00e2nd la greci v\u0103zur\u0103m Pontul,
Ea mi-a ars, fierbinte, contul
\u0218i mi-a cur\u0103\u021bat borseta
De-am sp\u0103lat parbize-n Creta.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
C\u00e2nd am fost la Istambul,
N-am avut m\u0103lai destul,
C\u0103 a vrut la patru stele,
Cu rahat \u0219i narghilele,
De-am pl\u0103tit la turci cu dosul,
P\u00e2n\u0103 mi-a pierit mirosul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
C\u00e2nd \u00een For v\u0103zut-am bustul
Lui Traian, pierdui \u0219i gustul.
Papa mi-a c\u00e2ntat Te Deum,
La ruine-n Colosseum,
C\u0103ci n-am mai avut defel,
Bani de pizza \u0219i hotel.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
La Madrid, trec\u00e2nd m\u0103sura,
M-a ajuns temperatura
\u0218i-am umblat apostole\u0219te,
C\u0103 prostia se pl\u0103te\u0219te.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
S-o \u00eendestulez pe soa\u021b\u0103,
Mi-am v\u00e2ndut Mer\u021banu-n pia\u021b\u0103,
Pe-o c\u0103ciul\u0103 de bani fal\u0219i
Unui rrom de pe la Bal\u0219,
Ce mi-a dat \u0219i-un ghiul de aur
Smuls din nasul unui taur,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00cen Dubai luar\u0103m masa,
Dup\u0103 ce-am v\u00e2ndut \u0219i casa
\u0218i ajuns-am demn de mil\u0103,
Ca rahatul de c\u0103mil\u0103.
Ea sta-n camere luxoase,
Eu sp\u0103lam pe rupte vase.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
M-au trimis \u00een Rom\u00e2nia
C\u00e2nd veni \u0219i pandemia
D\u00e2nd \u0219i spag\u0103 pe motiv,
S\u0103 m\u0103 treac\u0103 pozitiv,
Poate scap aici de ea,
St\u00e2nd \u00een izoleta mea!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
M\u00e2ndra mea cu-n g\u00e2nd perfid,Pretext\u00e2nd c\u0103 e Covid,Reu\u0219i s\u0103 m\u0103 prosteasc\u0103,C\u0103 purta demult o masc\u0103,Dar cu g\u00e2nd ascuns, par\u0219iv,Pretindea c\u0103-i preventiv. C\u00e2nd la greci v\u0103zur\u0103m Pontul,Ea mi-a ars, fierbinte, contul\u0218i mi-a cur\u0103\u021bat borsetaDe-am sp\u0103lat parbize-n Creta. C\u00e2nd am fost la Istambul,N-am avut m\u0103lai destul,C\u0103 a vrut la patru stele,Cu rahat \u0219i narghilele,De-am pl\u0103tit la turci […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1321,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1320","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-poezii-satirice"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1320","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1320"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1320\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1343,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1320\/revisions\/1343"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1321"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1320"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1320"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1320"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}