Un t\u00e2n\u0103r leu, dintr-o savan\u0103 vast\u0103,
Lans\u0103 anun\u021b c\u0103-\u0219i caut\u0103 nevast\u0103
\u0218i-a pus afi\u0219 pe-un trunchi de baobab,
S\u0103-l vad\u0103 chiar \u0219i cei c-un v\u0103z mai slab.
\u00cen ziua stabilit\u0103 de concurs,
Venir\u0103 lighioane ca la urs,
S\u0103 vad\u0103-ncr\u00e2ncenata \u00eenfruntare
\u0218i pe leoaica cea \u00eenvingatoare.
Venir\u0103 de la est \u0219i din apus,
Leoaicele cu cozile pe sus,
Cu pa\u0219i felini \u0219i dup\u0103 v\u00e2nzoleal\u0103,
Au mai r\u0103mas doar dou\u0103 \u00een final\u0103.
Lu\u0103 cuv\u00e2ntul prima, cu m\u00e2ndrie,
O t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103 cu blan\u0103 aurie,
Cu un CV ce te d\u0103dea pe spate,
\u0218i studii ample \u00een str\u0103in\u0103tate.
-De la-nceput a\u0219 vrea s\u0103 \u021bine\u021bi seam\u0103,
C\u0103 sunt o fire bl\u00e2nd\u0103, o vegan\u0103,
C\u0103ci nu v\u00e2nez, am unghii scurt t\u0103iate,
Iar carnea-mi d\u0103 mereu anxietate.
Nu-mi place sexul, spun f\u0103r\u0103 ru\u0219ine,
C\u0103-n vitro e probabil cel mai bine
\u0218i la n\u0103scare, vreau f\u0103r\u0103-ndoial\u0103,
Un bisturiu, nu calea natural\u0103.
Mai vreau ca so\u021bul meu, \u00een primul r\u00e2nd,
S\u0103-mi dea legume, s\u0103 m\u0103 pupe bl\u00e2nd,
Doar dup\u0103 ce se spal\u0103,-n mod normal,
Pe col\u021bii s\u0103i, cu mult Supercristal!
Modest\u0103, obosit\u0103, optimist\u0103,
A cuv\u00e2ntat a doua finalist\u0103
O sprinten\u0103 femel\u0103, mai matur\u0103,
Cu cicatrice crunte pe figur\u0103.
-Eu sunt leoaic\u0103 \u0219i o spun cu fal\u0103,
Am studiat doar la a vie\u021bii \u0219coal\u0103,
V\u00e2nez mereu, n-am timp s\u0103 merg hai-hui,
S-aduc m\u00e2ncare la b\u0103rbat \u0219i pui.
Am unghii ro\u0219ii, ascu\u021bite, rupte
Cu s\u00e2nge curs din nesf\u00e2r\u0219ite lupte,
Iar \u00een intimitate nu-s pu\u0219toaic\u0103
Cu fi\u021be, ci o fac ca o leoaic\u0103!
Sco\u021b\u00e2nd pe loc un r\u0103get fioros,
Masculul a decis cu glas ritos
Leoaica-nving\u0103toare din final\u0103
Iar fabulei s\u0103-i dea \u0219i o<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Moral\u0103
-Decid aici onest \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 ur\u0103,
C\u0103 am ales leoaica cea matur\u0103.
B\u0103rbatului, ce-i ve\u0219nic \u00een ispit\u0103,
\u00cei trebuie-o femeia potrivit\u0103,
Ce s\u0103-i at\u00e2\u021be al iubirii rug,
Dar s\u0103 \u0219i trag\u0103-al\u0103turea \u00een jug,
Amorul chiar de nu ne e pe plac,
Ne trece prin hormoni \u0219i prin stomac!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Un t\u00e2n\u0103r leu, dintr-o savan\u0103 vast\u0103,Lans\u0103 anun\u021b c\u0103-\u0219i caut\u0103 nevast\u0103\u0218i-a pus afi\u0219 pe-un trunchi de baobab,S\u0103-l vad\u0103 chiar \u0219i cei c-un v\u0103z mai slab.\u00cen ziua stabilit\u0103 de concurs,Venir\u0103 lighioane ca la urs,S\u0103 vad\u0103-ncr\u00e2ncenata \u00eenfruntare\u0218i pe leoaica cea \u00eenvingatoare.Venir\u0103 de la est \u0219i din apus,Leoaicele cu cozile pe sus,Cu pa\u0219i felini \u0219i dup\u0103 v\u00e2nzoleal\u0103,Au mai r\u0103mas […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1324,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1323","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-fabule"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1323","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1323"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1323\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1326,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1323\/revisions\/1326"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1324"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1323"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1323"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1323"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}