{"id":1337,"date":"2025-11-26T04:25:07","date_gmt":"2025-11-26T04:25:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/?p=1337"},"modified":"2025-11-26T04:25:08","modified_gmt":"2025-11-26T04:25:08","slug":"anti-darwinism","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/anti-darwinism\/","title":{"rendered":"Anti Darwinism"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Femela cimpanzeu, \u00een prag de toamn\u0103,<br>Decise c\u0103 ar vrea s\u0103 fie-o doamn\u0103<br>\u0218i \u00ee\u0219i mut\u0103 familionul ei,<br>La margine de sat, intr-un bordei.<br>De\u0219i erau cu to\u021bi lihni\u021bi de foame,<br>A interzis consumul de banane,<br>\u0218i a facut m\u00e2ncare \u00een ograd\u0103,<br>Prilej de indigestie \u0219i sfad\u0103.<br>Masculului i-a pus un brici \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103,<br>S\u0103-l foloseasc\u0103 la o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103,<br>Iar \u00eentr-un mod complet intempenstiv<br>\u0218i du\u0219ul deveni imperativ.<br>Cur\u00e2nd din \u00eendoielnice motive,<br>A introdus m\u0103suri contraceptive,<br>\u0218antaje sexuale, anarhie,<br>\u0218i-aluzii despre o c\u0103s\u0103torie.<br>S\u0103racul maimu\u021boi, debusolat,<br>S\u0103tul s\u0103 fie domn, a evadat<br>\u0218i s-a cuplat cu totul clandestin,<br>Cu o maimu\u021b\u0103 dintr-un pom vecin.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Morala 1<br>Ar trebui s\u0103 \u0219tie orice om:<br>C\u00e2nd e\u0219ti maimu\u021b\u0103, stai mai bine-n pom!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Morala 2<br>C\u00e2nd ciorb\u0103 n-a m\u00e2ncat de-o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103,<br>Nu-i pune la b\u0103rbat un brici \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Morala 3<br>B\u0103rbatul poate face alergie,<br>C\u00e2nd este vorba de c\u0103s\u0103torie!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Femela cimpanzeu, \u00een prag de toamn\u0103,Decise c\u0103 ar vrea s\u0103 fie-o doamn\u0103\u0218i \u00ee\u0219i mut\u0103 familionul ei,La margine de sat, intr-un bordei.De\u0219i erau cu to\u021bi lihni\u021bi de foame,A interzis consumul de banane,\u0218i a facut m\u00e2ncare \u00een ograd\u0103,Prilej de indigestie \u0219i sfad\u0103.Masculului i-a pus un brici \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103,S\u0103-l foloseasc\u0103 la o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103,Iar \u00eentr-un mod complet intempenstiv\u0218i du\u0219ul [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1338,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1337","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-fabule"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1337","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1337"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1337\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1339,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1337\/revisions\/1339"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1338"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1337"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1337"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1337"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}