Sunt misogin \u00eenveterat,
Femeia nu o \u00een\u021beleg,
De\u0219i mereu am \u00eencercat\u2026
Iubind un horoscop \u00eentreg!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
R\u0103mas-am f\u0103r\u0103 de buget,
Cu un Berbec, dup\u0103 o lun\u0103
Ce-a \u00eencercat, \u00een mod discret,
C-un \u021bap, chiar coarne s\u0103 \u00eemi pun\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Am fost c-un Taur ca un rug,
Brunet\u0103, cu amor fierbinte,
Dar trebuia urgent s\u0103 fug\u2026
C\u00e2nd ro\u0219u-i ap\u0103rea-nainte!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
O Geam\u0103n\u0103 m\u0103 adora
\u0218i o iubeam \u0219i eu, plenar,
Dar am v\u0103zut c\u0103 poseda
Un caracter duplicitar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Un Rac m-a ag\u0103\u021bat \u00een cle\u0219ti,
Vedeam sub bluz\u0103 s\u00e2nii goi,
Dar m-ame\u021bea doar cu pove\u0219ti\u2026
\u0218i da la fapte \u00eenapoi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Leoaica blond\u0103 m\u0103 v\u00e2na,
Am stat cu ea vreo c\u00e2\u021biva ani,
Dar am l\u0103sat-o, c\u0103 era
Interesat\u0103 doar de bani.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Cu o Fecioar\u0103 m-am iubit,
Pe fug\u0103, mai pu\u021bin de-o or\u0103,
Dar o avere am pl\u0103tit\u2026
\u0218antaj curat, era minor\u0103\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Balan\u021ba m-a echilibrat,
Dar de iubire-i era foame,
Avea un apetit turbat\u2026
\u0218i foarte multe kilograme!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Un Scorpion m-a otr\u0103vit,
C\u00e2nd mi-a ie\u0219it subit \u00een cale,
Avea \u00een coad-un ac cumplit
\u0218i-apuc\u0103turi suicidale.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
S\u0103get\u0103toarea mea \u00een parc,
Vibra pe-acorduri de roman\u021b\u0103,
Se \u00eencorda precum un arc\u2026
Voind amor de la distan\u021b\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Cu Capricornul m-am cuplat
\u0218i-a fost amor mistuitor,
Dar \u00een cur\u00e2nd m-a transformat,
Doar \u00eentr-un \u021bap isp\u0103\u0219itor\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Cu V\u0103rs\u0103toarea-a fost un chin,
Legat ca luntrea la edec;
F\u0103ceam amor \u00eentr-un bazin,
Dar c\u00e2t pe ce s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eenec!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Femeia Pe\u0219te m-a salvat,
Din ap\u0103, le\u0219inat m-a scos,
\u00cens\u0103 cur\u00e2nd a ar\u0103tat
Un caracter alunecos!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Iubind un horoscop \u00eentreg.
Mereu, mereu am \u00eencercat
Femeia s\u0103 o \u00een\u021beleg\u2026
Sunt misogin \u00eenveterat!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Sunt misogin \u00eenveterat,Femeia nu o \u00een\u021beleg,De\u0219i mereu am \u00eencercat\u2026Iubind un horoscop \u00eentreg! R\u0103mas-am f\u0103r\u0103 de buget,Cu un Berbec, dup\u0103 o lun\u0103Ce-a \u00eencercat, \u00een mod discret,C-un \u021bap, chiar coarne s\u0103 \u00eemi pun\u0103. Am fost c-un Taur ca un rug,Brunet\u0103, cu amor fierbinte,Dar trebuia urgent s\u0103 fug\u2026C\u00e2nd ro\u0219u-i ap\u0103rea-nainte! O Geam\u0103n\u0103 m\u0103 adora\u0218i o iubeam \u0219i eu, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":148,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-145","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-poezii-satirice"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/145","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=145"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/145\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":147,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/145\/revisions\/147"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/148"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=145"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=145"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=145"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}