Am ascultat atent conflictul lor,
O pil\u0103 se certa c-un polizor:
-Ascult\u0103-m\u0103 cu-aten\u021bie, b\u0103die,
\u00cei spuse polizorul cu m\u00e2ndrie:
-Ce rol de\u021bii \u0219i tu \u00een ast\u0103 lume?
Produc\u021bie c\u0103 dai, nu po\u021bi a spune,
Cu-adev\u0103rat e\u0219ti vrednic\u0103 de mil\u0103,
A\u0219a de mic\u0103 \u0219i de inutil\u0103;
Nu ai putere, pe c\u00e2nd eu, pe dat\u0103,
M\u00e2nat de energia-mi trifazat\u0103,
Am \u0219i mu\u0219cat ad\u00e2nc f\u0103r\u0103 cru\u021bare,
\u00cen piatr\u0103 sau o\u021belul cel mai tare!
-\u00centr-adev\u0103r e\u0219ti tare, dar ce rost
S\u0103 tragi mereu la greu? E\u0219ti tare\u2026 prost,
Pe c\u00e2nd eu mai de\u0219tept\u0103 dec\u00e2t tine,
M-ocup de alte lucruri, mult mai fine:
Pe c\u00e2nd tu demolezi cu greu un zid,
Ca un \u0219peraclu, u\u0219ile deschid,
Ob\u021bin favoruri, func\u021bii \u00eensemnate,
\u021ain loc \u0219i de liceu \u0219i facultate.
\u00cemi fac chiar \u0219i mini\u0219trii reveren\u021be
C-ob\u021bin \u0219i doctorate \u0219i licen\u021be,
Pe unii-\u00eei urc, pe al\u021bii \u00eei cobor,
Pe scurt , eu sunt un fel de\u2026 ascensor!
De undeva de sus a prins s\u0103 plou\u0103,
C\u0103ci a venit conducere mai nou\u0103
\u0218i pila ce era de ifos plin\u0103,
Se-acoperi pe dat\u0103 de rugin\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Morala
Surprinz\u0103tor, e iar\u0103\u0219i lucitoare:
Fusese doar o ploaie trec\u0103toare?
Sau pilei \u0219tirbe s\u0103 nu-i pl\u00e2ngi de mil\u0103,
Fiindc\u0103 are-o rud\u0103 \u0219i ea\u2026 pil\u0103!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Am ascultat atent conflictul lor,O pil\u0103 se certa c-un polizor:-Ascult\u0103-m\u0103 cu-aten\u021bie, b\u0103die,\u00cei spuse polizorul cu m\u00e2ndrie:-Ce rol de\u021bii \u0219i tu \u00een ast\u0103 lume?Produc\u021bie c\u0103 dai, nu po\u021bi a spune,Cu-adev\u0103rat e\u0219ti vrednic\u0103 de mil\u0103,A\u0219a de mic\u0103 \u0219i de inutil\u0103;Nu ai putere, pe c\u00e2nd eu, pe dat\u0103,M\u00e2nat de energia-mi trifazat\u0103,Am \u0219i mu\u0219cat ad\u00e2nc f\u0103r\u0103 cru\u021bare,\u00cen piatr\u0103 sau […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1542,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1541","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-fabule"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1541","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1541"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1541\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1543,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1541\/revisions\/1543"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1542"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1541"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1541"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1541"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}