Parodie dup\u0103 poezia
ANACOLUT
De Marioara Nedea<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ninge anacronic, ninge cu rumori,
Iar m\u0103 arde-n unghii jaru-anaerob.
Recitesc din clasici, dar vin noi ninsori
\u015ei-mi \u00eenghea\u0163\u0103 g\u00e2ndul r\u0103stignit pe-un lob.
O s\u0103-mi ning\u0103-n versuri, asta mi-este soarta\u2026
Nu g\u0103sesc calmante, doar un somnifer.
Tu-mi z\u00e2mbe\u015fti ironic \u015fi-mi deschizi iar poarta
Fricii de-a te pierde, fobiei de ger\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ochiul st\u00e2ng se zbate, te iubesc generic,
T\u00e2mplele-mi sunt grele \u015fi plesnesc de dor.
Iarna, ca o \u015ftim\u0103, \u00een ve\u015fm\u00e2nt himeric,
\u00cemi p\u0103trunde-n oase \u015fi mai trage-un stor.
Eu te-a\u015ftept lihnit\u0103, tu, fl\u0103m\u00e2nd m\u0103 chemi,
Curg printre celule, a\u015fchii vegetale.
\u015ei de\u015fi vegan\u0103, totu\u015fi ,te mai temi,
C-o s\u0103 b\u00e2ntui noaptea-n c\u0103rnurile tale.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00cemi respiri poema, \u015ftiu c\u0103 e\u015fti acolo,
Printre greieri ludici din podeaua goal\u0103.
Eu pictez sirene pentru un apollo
\u015ei m\u0103 las curtat\u0103 doar din\u2026plictiseal\u0103.
Lupii ies pe schiuri, le-a-nghe\u0163at \u00een labe,
S\u00e2ngele fierbinte \u015fi viseaz\u0103 miei.
Nu-\u0163i mai pot r\u0103spunde, mai am cinci silabe,
Dou\u0103-s exilate \u015fi-mi r\u0103m\u00e2n doar trei.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Iarna ne sfideaz\u0103 ca un nou recrut.
Tu a\u015ftepti s\u0103 ning\u0103 iar \u00een mintea ta,
Cu tablouri nude, de anacolut.
Eu \u00eemi scot \u2026pantofii \u015fi r\u0103m\u00e2n\u2026a\u015fa.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Anaerob
David Valentin<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ninge-n du\u0219m\u0103nie pe spin\u0103ri de cai,
Omul de z\u0103pad\u0103 l-a-nghi\u021bit troianul ,
Florile de ghea\u021b\u0103 urc\u0103 \u0219i-n tramvai,
Cu tupeu fumeaz\u0103, nepermis, vatmanul!
Rozele din m\u00e2n\u0103 mi s-au sinucis,
Au intrat pesemne \u00een hipotermie,
Cu pumnal de ghea\u021b\u0103, gerul, un proscris,
\u021aese iar \u0219icane, parc\u0103-n du\u0219m\u0103nie!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Vegetarian\u0103 e\u0219ti, m-am preg\u0103tit,
C\u0103 b\u00e2rfesc vecinii, z\u0103u c\u0103 nu \u00eemi pas\u0103,
Chiar de trandafirii mi s-au ofilit,
Proaspe\u021bi sunt \u0219i ageri, morcovii din plas\u0103.
Vom schimba meniuri, tu m\u0103n\u00e2nci legume,
Tremur\u0103 pe bolt\u0103 stelele \u00een ger,
Eu te mu\u0219c cu patos, alung\u00e2nd cutume,
P\u00e2n\u0103 diminea\u021b\u0103 o s\u0103 te diger.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Po\u021bi s\u0103 scrii poeme cuib\u0103rit\u0103-n mine,
Dar nu pui trei puncte, ci un apostrof,
Am arsuri la fiere \u0219i \u00een intestine,
M-a r\u0103nit blacheul t\u0103u de la pantof.
Tu visezi doar iezii, eu un miel la tav\u0103
Dar la vin noi facem totu\u0219i compromis,
C\u0103 ne vars\u0103-n vene un \u0219uvoi de lav\u0103
Ce ne duce-n pragul Raiului promis.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Te primesc \u00een suflet chiar de e\u0219ti vegan\u0103,
E sunt canibalul, te m\u00e2n\u00e2nc cu drag,
Dar te rog ca totu\u0219i, \u0219i nu e o toan\u0103,
S\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi la\u0219i c\u00e2nd intri, cizmele pe prag!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Parodie dup\u0103 poeziaANACOLUTDe Marioara Nedea Ninge anacronic, ninge cu rumori,Iar m\u0103 arde-n unghii jaru-anaerob.Recitesc din clasici, dar vin noi ninsori\u015ei-mi \u00eenghea\u0163\u0103 g\u00e2ndul r\u0103stignit pe-un lob.O s\u0103-mi ning\u0103-n versuri, asta mi-este soarta\u2026Nu g\u0103sesc calmante, doar un somnifer.Tu-mi z\u00e2mbe\u015fti ironic \u015fi-mi deschizi iar poartaFricii de-a te pierde, fobiei de ger\u2026 Ochiul st\u00e2ng se zbate, te iubesc generic,T\u00e2mplele-mi […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1570,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1569","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-parodii"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1569","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1569"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1569\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1571,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1569\/revisions\/1571"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1570"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1569"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1569"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1569"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}