Hazardul a f\u0103cut, pe-o scen\u0103, \u00een mod total conjunctural,
S\u0103 se-nt\u00e2lneasc\u0103 \u00eentr-o pauz\u0103, pianul lung cu un \u021bambal,
\u0218i iritat de elegan\u021ba acestuia la apogeu,
\u021aambalul atac\u0103 \u00eendat\u0103 cu violen\u021b\u0103 \u0219i tupeu:
-Degeaba te ridic\u0103-n slav\u0103 mai toat\u0103 lumea, c\u0103ci v\u0103dit,
De\u0219i ai un costum de sc\u00e2nduri, e\u0219ti tot \u021bambal, dar travestit,
Masiv \u0219i cam fixist din fire, ai coad\u0103 lung\u0103, trei picioare,
Dar intrigant \u00eentinzi \u0219i coarda, chiar coarda cea mai sim\u021bitoare,
Te-ai \u00eencurcat c-o pianin\u0103 mai sub\u021biratic\u0103, cochet\u0103
\u0218i-a rezultat din aventur\u0103, doar un bastard, numit spinet\u0103.
E evident, e\u0219ti ame\u021bitul ce cade uneori pe scar\u0103,
Probabil c\u0103 e doar efectul de pensie alimentar\u0103,
C\u0103ci pianina cea sedus\u0103, aproape te-a b\u0103gat \u00een groap\u0103
Lu\u00e2ndu-\u021bi banii, c\u00e2nd se \u0219tie, \u021bi-a tras cu clavecinul, clap\u0103.
-Prive\u0219te-n curtea ta mai bine, e\u0219ti numai o caricatur\u0103,
La care numai maneli\u0219tii \u00eei dau cu be\u021bele \u00een gur\u0103.
Sco\u021bi jalnic, sunete ciudate \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 pic de elegan\u021b\u0103,
Precum un papagal astmatic ce d\u0103 ne\u00eentrebat din clan\u021b\u0103
\u0218i c\u00e2nd s\u0103tul de-a ta tirad\u0103, nici publicul nu mai rezist\u0103,
Ti se arunc\u0103 nu prosopul, ci peste coarde, o batist\u0103.
E\u0219ti doar o mas\u0103 cu trei s\u00e2rme \u0219i aia f\u0103r\u0103 de t\u0103blie,
Sau doar o sc\u00e2ndur\u0103 vulgar\u0103, pe post de pat, la pu\u0219c\u0103rie
Ca vaca ai picioare patru, nu e\u0219ti deloc discret din fire,
Cu m\u0103runtaie la vedere, pe c\u00e2nd eu am acoperire,
Dar lucrul cel mai grav se pare \u0219i vei purta \u00een spate vina,
Origini ai nes\u0103n\u0103toase, fiind originar din China.
Morala 1
Chiar elegant, \u00een func\u021bii nalte, lucr\u00e2nd cu pixul, nu cu sapa,
\u00cen partiturile de dublu, sunt mul\u021bi ce vor s\u0103-\u021bi trag\u0103 clapa!
Morala 2
\u0218i un pian cu coad\u0103 lung\u0103, inopinat luat de val,
La-nghesuial\u0103-ar vrea s\u0103 pun\u0103 batista, iute, pe \u021bambal!
Morala 3
C\u00e2nd drastic se \u00eentinde coarda \u0219i mai \u00eencins\u0103 e disputa,
\u00cen arie \u00eencepe fuga cu strig\u0103turi \u0219i-apoi b\u0103tuta!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Hazardul a f\u0103cut, pe-o scen\u0103, \u00een mod total conjunctural,S\u0103 se-nt\u00e2lneasc\u0103 \u00eentr-o pauz\u0103, pianul lung cu un \u021bambal,\u0218i iritat de elegan\u021ba acestuia la apogeu,\u021aambalul atac\u0103 \u00eendat\u0103 cu violen\u021b\u0103 \u0219i tupeu:-Degeaba te ridic\u0103-n slav\u0103 mai toat\u0103 lumea, c\u0103ci v\u0103dit,De\u0219i ai un costum de sc\u00e2nduri, e\u0219ti tot \u021bambal, dar travestit,Masiv \u0219i cam fixist din fire, ai coad\u0103 lung\u0103, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1626,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1625","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-fabule"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1625","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1625"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1625\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1627,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1625\/revisions\/1627"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1626"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1625"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1625"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1625"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}