E tot mai greu s\u0103 fii un Mo\u0219,
C\u00e2nd neputin\u021bele te-oftic\u0103,
Guvernului \u00eei fac repro\u0219,
C\u0103 pensia e mult prea mic\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nu-s fonduri s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi faci costum
De ro\u0219u-aprins, cu blan\u0103 lat\u0103,
A\u0219a c\u0103 voi porni la drum
Av\u00e2nd o hain\u0103 mai uzat\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ciubote n-am mai cump\u0103rat,
C\u0103ci nu m\u0103 scald deloc \u00een bani;
De\u0219i e iarn\u0103-s \u00eenc\u0103l\u021bat
Cu teni\u0219i vechi de Dr\u0103g\u0103\u0219ani.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mi-a dat pe vremuri Tata Mare,
O cu\u0219m\u0103-n care zburd\u0103 carii,
Chimirul lat din piele tare,
Dar \u0219i c\u0103ma\u0219a \u0219i i\u021barii.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Am barba alb\u0103, un tufi\u0219,
Este a mea \u0219i m\u0103 m\u00e2ndresc,
Dar nu c\u0103 a\u0219 dori mor\u021bi\u0219\u2026
N-am lame s\u0103 m\u0103 b\u0103rbieresc.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Voi defila cu steagu-n bern\u0103,
De foame suf\u0103r, din p\u0103cate,
\u00cen fa\u021b\u0103 mi-am legat o pern\u0103,
C\u0103ci burta mea o car \u00een spate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mi-e sacu-n spate, peticit,
Ce-a stat la soare pe uluci,
\u00cen el doar mere-am rostuit,
Bomboane \u0219i un pumn de nuci.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
C\u00e2nd voi ajunge la copii
Pe u\u0219\u0103, nicidecum pe co\u0219,
To\u021bi nepo\u021beii vor z\u00e2mbi\u2026
E tot mai greu s\u0103 fii un Mo\u0219!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
E tot mai greu s\u0103 fii un Mo\u0219,C\u00e2nd neputin\u021bele te-oftic\u0103,Guvernului \u00eei fac repro\u0219,C\u0103 pensia e mult prea mic\u0103. Nu-s fonduri s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi faci costumDe ro\u0219u-aprins, cu blan\u0103 lat\u0103,A\u0219a c\u0103 voi porni la drumAv\u00e2nd o hain\u0103 mai uzat\u0103. Ciubote n-am mai cump\u0103rat,C\u0103ci nu m\u0103 scald deloc \u00een bani;De\u0219i e iarn\u0103-s \u00eenc\u0103l\u021batCu teni\u0219i vechi de Dr\u0103g\u0103\u0219ani. Mi-a […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1672,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1671","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-poezii-satirice"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1671","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1671"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1671\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1673,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1671\/revisions\/1673"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1672"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1671"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1671"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1671"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}