Se-apropia fatidicul Ignat
\u0218i un godac gr\u0103sun, cu elocin\u021b\u0103,
St\u0103p\u00e2nului \u00eei spuse resemnat,
C\u0103 ar avea o ultim\u0103 dorin\u021b\u0103:
-Descind din neam vestit, sunt ras\u0103 York
\u0218i-a\u0219 vrea, chiar dac\u0103 m\u00e2ine am s\u0103 mor,
Ca totu\u0219i, s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n nemuritor\u2026
De\u0219i am fost o via\u021b\u0103-ntreag\u0103 porc!
V\u0103 dau re\u021beta \u0219i de-o aplica\u021bi,
Ve\u021bi fi \u0219i voi extrem de ferici\u021bi
\u0218i pun pariu c-o s\u0103 m\u0103 pomeni\u021bi\u2026
C\u00e2nd ve\u021bi mu\u0219ca cu poft\u0103 din c\u00e2rna\u021bi.
-Tot pieptul, carnea gras\u0103 cu sl\u0103nin\u0103
\u0218i spata, f\u0103r\u0103 urm\u0103 de \u0219orici,
O ve\u021bi t\u0103ia \u00een buc\u0103\u021bele mici
\u0218i o ve\u021bi trece simplu, prin ma\u0219in\u0103.
Ve\u021bi folosi doar ciurul cel mai mare,
Altminteri, va \u00eencepe tontoroiul.
C-o sear\u0103 \u00eenainte, usturoiul
\u00cel cur\u0103\u021ba\u021bi atent \u0219i cu r\u0103bdare.
\u00cel ve\u021bi strivi \u0219i-n ap\u0103 \u00eel ve\u021bi pune,
S\u0103 stea o noapte-ntreag\u0103, ca-n piscin\u0103,
\u00cel da\u021bi prin blender, ca pe-o past\u0103 fin\u0103
\u0218i-l ve\u021bi ad\u0103uga c\u00e2nd v\u0103 voi spune.
\u00cen troaca cea cu carne m\u0103cinat\u0103,
Ve\u021bi face-un cuib, cam c\u00e2t doi pumni de mare,
\u00cen care pune\u021bi paprika \u0219i sare
\u0218i usturoiul marc\u0103 garantat\u0103.
Apoi piper, mixa\u021bi vreun sfert de ceas,
Gust\u00e2nd din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd, atent, tenace ,
Ad\u0103uga\u021bi \u0219i sare cum v\u0103 place,
Sau paprika din ce a mai r\u0103mas.
L\u0103sa\u021bi s\u0103 stea, p\u00e2n\u0103 a doua zi
\u0218i-apoi cu mult\u0103 grij\u0103 \u0219i nesa\u021b,
S\u0103 m\u0103 b\u0103ga\u021bi cu grij\u0103 \u00eentr-un ma\u021b,
Sp\u0103lat atent de sare, murd\u0103rii.
Vreo dou\u0103 zile-afar\u0103 la zv\u00e2ntat,
O s\u0103 m\u0103 bucur iar de libertate,
Ca s\u0103 mai simt un v\u00e2nt cum m\u0103 str\u0103bate\u2026
\u0218i-apoi sunt numai bun de afumat.
M\u0103 voi usca \u00eencet, \u00een pod, pe-un b\u00e2t.
De m\u0103 ve\u021bi asculta sunt fericit,
S\u0103 ias\u0103 bine. Altfel, v\u0103 promit,
C\u0103 o s\u0103 v\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n la to\u021bi \u00een g\u00e2t!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Se-apropia fatidicul Ignat\u0218i un godac gr\u0103sun, cu elocin\u021b\u0103,St\u0103p\u00e2nului \u00eei spuse resemnat,C\u0103 ar avea o ultim\u0103 dorin\u021b\u0103:-Descind din neam vestit, sunt ras\u0103 York\u0218i-a\u0219 vrea, chiar dac\u0103 m\u00e2ine am s\u0103 mor,Ca totu\u0219i, s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n nemuritor\u2026De\u0219i am fost o via\u021b\u0103-ntreag\u0103 porc!V\u0103 dau re\u021beta \u0219i de-o aplica\u021bi,Ve\u021bi fi \u0219i voi extrem de ferici\u021bi\u0218i pun pariu c-o s\u0103 m\u0103 pomeni\u021bi\u2026C\u00e2nd […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1733,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1732","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-retete-culinare-in-versuri"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1732","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1732"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1732\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1734,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1732\/revisions\/1734"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1733"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1732"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1732"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1732"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}