Pe p\u0103\u0219unea verde-ntins\u0103 \u0219i cu flori tot mai pu\u021bine,
Sub stejarul plin de ghind\u0103, sta o turm\u0103 de suine,
Diferi\u021bi ca \u0219i culoare, chiar \u0219i de diverse rase,
To\u021bi voinici, cu cefe late, cu \u0219orici \u0219i fese groase.
Dar cum timpul cel netrebnic trage nemilosul lan\u021b,
Adiind un v\u00e2nt de iarn\u0103, termenul pentru bilan\u021b,
De la o tribun\u0103-nalt\u0103, un bu\u0219tean din lemn de cer,
Cu o voce foarte groas\u0103, a vorbit \u00eent\u00e2i un vier:
-Dragi colegi de suferin\u021b\u0103, bog\u0103ta\u0219i sau chiar plebei,
Anu-acesta, din p\u0103cate, n-a fost bun s\u0103 faci purcei,
Nu-i o situa\u021bie clar\u0103, disciplina de-alt\u0103 dat\u2019,
E acum democra\u021bie, scroafa s-a emancipat,
Ia anticoncep\u021bionale, \u00ee\u0219i monteaz\u0103 sterilete,
S\u0103 nu ia \u00een greutate fitness face \u0219i diete,
O s-ajung \u0219omer, se pare, o s\u0103 mi se fac\u0103 felul,
C\u0103ci e evident, \u00een curte, drastic a sc\u0103zut \u0219eptelul.
A urcat s\u0103 ia cuv\u00e2ntul, \u021bin\u00e2nd nasul sus, un porc,
Cu de sorgin\u021bi nobiliare din familia de York:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Hrana noastr\u0103 excelent\u0103, a f\u0103cut, stima\u021bi confra\u021bi,
S\u0103 \u00eemi creasc\u0103 mare ceafa, s\u0103 fiu lat \u00een omopla\u021bi,
Am luat vreo dou\u0103 premii la concursuri de profil,
Fiecare zi ce trece cresc cu cel pu\u021bin un kil.
Dac\u0103 nu-mi t\u0103iau \u0219i sacul ce-l aveam \u00een pantalon,
Eram f\u0103r\u0103 doar \u0219i poate peste turm\u0103, campion.
-Nici pe mine nu pot spune c\u0103 s-a aruncat nutre\u021bu\u2019,
Spuse plin de importan\u021b\u0103 porcul neao\u0219, de Ru\u0219e\u021bu,
Am \u0219orici, cotlete bune \u0219i sl\u0103nin\u0103 minunat\u0103,
Mari, ca \u0219uncile din spate a ajuns s\u0103 fie-o spat\u0103.
Mangali\u021ba,-n microfoane, minion\u0103 \u0219i glumea\u021b\u0103
A \u021binut de la tribun\u0103 de sub freza sa cea crea\u021b\u0103,
Teoria c\u0103 ea are o origine divin\u0103,
C\u0103 de fapt nu are slan\u0103, ci un soi de margarin\u0103.
\u00centr-un ropot de aplauze ca \u00een vremuri de furtun\u0103,
Albul Mare, de o ton\u0103, cuv\u00e2nt\u0103 de la tribun\u0103,
D\u00e2nd mesaj de mul\u021bumire cu un glas domol, decent
\u0218i partidului ce este la putere-n parlament.
C\u0103 a dat la porci de toate, \u00eens\u0103 nu \u0219i bani \u00een pung\u0103,
Dar le pune-n difuzoare c\u00e2ntece de via\u021b\u0103 lung\u0103.
La final, av\u00e2nd cravat\u0103, cu un ton \u00eenalt \u0219i critic,
A rostit o \u00eencheiere un godac cu rang politic:
-\u00cempreun\u0103 cu partidul preferat de voi, copii,
Sinceri \u0219i cu modestie, dezbr\u0103ca\u021bi de fudulii,
\u0218tim c\u0103 nu ave\u021bi vreo vin\u0103, nici ambi\u021bii \u0219i nici vicii,
Dar tr\u0103im o via\u021b\u0103 crud\u0103 care cere sacrificii,
O s-ave\u021bi mereu \u00een cocini c\u00e2te-o m\u00e2n\u0103 de nutre\u021b,
C\u0103ci miz\u0103m pe votul vostru, singurul ce n-are pre\u021b,
Mu\u0219chii vo\u0219tri \u0219i sl\u0103nina delicioas\u0103 de pe spate,
\u00cenc\u0103 sunt v\u00e2ndute bine, chiar \u0219i \u00een str\u0103in\u0103tate.
Ce p\u0103cat c\u0103 via\u021ba-i scurt\u0103 \u0219i deloc nu e u\u0219oar\u0103,
Prin reprezentan\u021bii vo\u0219tri uneori \u0219i porcii zboar\u0103,,
Noi o s\u0103 plec\u0103m departe, c\u0103 e timpul de Ignat,
Tocmai \u00een Dubai \u0219i Mecca-n Orientul Apropiat,
Unde este Paradisu-n care porcii o duc bine,
C\u0103ci arabii, cumsecade, persecut\u0103 doar ovine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Morala 1
Pe un porc ce m\u00e2nc\u0103 lacom, uneori \u0219i porc\u0103rii,
Nu \u00eel deranjeaz\u0103 faptul c\u0103 nu are fudulii.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Morala 2
Chiar modest, scurm\u00e2nd cu r\u00e2tul \u00een p\u0103m\u00e2ntul din poiat\u0103,
De Ignat, \u00een zori de ziu\u0103, porcul zboar\u0103\u2026doar o dat\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Morala 3
Porcul promovat politic, nu e bun pentru c\u00e2rnat,
N-are carne, n-are slan\u0103, bun e doar de gui\u021bat!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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