Un \u021b\u00e2n\u021bar, m\u00e2nat de foame \u0219i de-o sete foarte mare
\u0218i plecat \u00een prag de sear\u0103 preg\u0103tit de v\u00e2n\u0103toare,
Nimeri la o sedin\u021b\u0103 unde-un grup de animale,
Se-ntreceau \u00een declara\u021bii \u0219i minciuni electorale.
To\u021bi erau cu cefe late \u0219i cu bur\u021bile umflate,
Numai buni s\u0103 se hr\u0103neasc\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 bea pe s\u0103turate.
\u00cen\u021bep\u00e2nd \u00een st\u00e2nga-n dreapta, f\u0103r\u0103 urm\u0103 de ru\u0219ine,
I-a crescut subit moralul \u0219i cu g\u00e2nduri asasine,
A zburat spre vorbitorul ce era un urs maron,
Ce spunea mereu c\u0103 moare, monoton \u00een microfon.
Vr\u00e2nd de nas s\u0103 \u00eel \u00een\u021bepe b\u00e2z\u00e2itul sacadat,
Se-auzi deodat\u0103-n sta\u021bii excesiv amplificat,
Ca un avion sau dron\u0103 ce a ap\u0103rut \u00een tromb\u0103,
S\u0103 arunce-n adunare o rachet\u0103 sau o bomb\u0103.
Animalele-ngrozite au luat-o la picior,
Dar o broasc\u0103 surd\u0103, \u00eens\u0103, l-a v\u0103zut pe infractor
\u0218i cu limba lipicioas\u0103 pe \u021b\u00e2n\u021bar l-a capturat,
Astfel, ca printr-o minune, pacea s-a instaurat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Morala 1
Sunt vampiri ce nu au \u0219coal\u0103, dar fl\u0103m\u00e2nzi, cu gur\u0103 mare,
Care sprijini\u021bi politic au acces la guvernare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Morala 2
Un \u021b\u00e2n\u021bar avid de s\u00e2nge se transform\u0103-n avion
\u0218i vremelnic face haos, c\u00e2nd se-aude-n microfon!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Morala 3
C\u00e2nd uz\u00e2nd de vorbe goale,-n adun\u0103ri, \u021b\u00e2n\u021barii zburd\u0103,
Pot de ei ca s\u0103 ne scape cei ce fac ureche surd\u0103!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Un \u021b\u00e2n\u021bar, m\u00e2nat de foame \u0219i de-o sete foarte mare\u0218i plecat \u00een prag de sear\u0103 preg\u0103tit de v\u00e2n\u0103toare,Nimeri la o sedin\u021b\u0103 unde-un grup de animale,Se-ntreceau \u00een declara\u021bii \u0219i minciuni electorale.To\u021bi erau cu cefe late \u0219i cu bur\u021bile umflate,Numai buni s\u0103 se hr\u0103neasc\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 bea pe s\u0103turate.\u00cen\u021bep\u00e2nd \u00een st\u00e2nga-n dreapta, f\u0103r\u0103 urm\u0103 de ru\u0219ine,I-a crescut […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":213,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-175","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-fabule"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/175","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=175"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/175\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":211,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/175\/revisions\/211"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/213"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=175"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=175"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=175"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}