\u00cen fundul unui buzunar, la un t\u00e2mplar \u00een salopet\u0103,
Se \u00eent\u00e2lnir\u0103 \u00eentr-o zi, chibriturile \u0219i-o brichet\u0103,
Aflate \u00eentr-o concuren\u021b\u0103 mai veche, oarecum hilar\u0103,
C\u0103ci ambele iubeau \u00een tain\u0103, de mult\u0103 vreme, o\u2026 \u021bigar\u0103.
Bricheta, mult mai vorb\u0103rea\u021b\u0103, cu for\u021b\u0103 \u0219i impertinen\u021b\u0103,
Av\u00e2nd \u0219i gaze \u00een\u0103utru c\u0103ci suferea de flatulen\u021b\u0103,
A \u00eenceput subit tirada, lans\u00e2nd atacuri la persoan\u0103:
-E\u0219ti doar doar un b\u0103\u021b ce n-ai valoare, ai cap, dar este de poman\u0103,
C\u0103ci este mic, iar la frecare e\u0219ti slab \u0219i nu rezi\u0219ti deloc,
La cea mai mic\u0103 iritare el sf\u00e2r\u00e2ie, cuprins de foc.
E\u0219ti un sinuciga\u0219 notoriu, c\u0103ci mori \u00een c\u00e2teva secunde,
Acesta este adev\u0103rul pe care nu \u00eel po\u021bi ascunde,
\u021ain\u00e2ndu-\u021bi capul la cutie, te-agi\u021bi \u0219i debitezi prostii,
Ba chiar emi\u021bi cu \u00eeng\u00e2mfare \u0219i inutile teorii.
De este frig sau umezeal\u0103 \u0219i fosforul nu e uscat,
E\u0219ti scobitoarea inutil\u0103 \u0219i bun\u0103 doar de aruncat,
Mai bine te retragi din scen\u0103 \u0219i la\u0219i pe al\u021bii-n locul t\u0103u,
E\u0219ti dep\u0103\u0219it demult, muchacho, adio \u0219i \u00eemi pare r\u0103u.
-Te lauzi f\u0103r\u0103 rost, se pare, te pa\u0219te un cumplit necaz
C\u0103ci e r\u0103zboi \u0219i se anun\u021b\u0103 restric\u021bii \u0219i opriri la gaz,
Iar pre\u021burile explodeaz\u0103 \u0219i-s \u00een continu\u0103 urcare
\u0218i va costa mai mult aprinsul, dec\u00e2t p\u00e2rdalnica \u021bigare.
\u00cen plus, ai proaste obiceiuri, miro\u0219i precum un sconcs vulgar,
Tragi v\u00e2nturi f\u0103r\u0103 de ru\u0219ine \u0219i c\u00e2nd te afli-n buzunar,
Te spargi c\u00e2nd lumea \u021bi-e mai drag\u0103 \u0219i te acoperi de penibil,
Deci tot chibritul p\u00e2n\u2019 la urm\u0103 este util \u0219i disponibil.
Morala 1
C\u00e2nd s-au furat deja copacii \u0219i-oprit e gazul la hotar,
La\u0219i \u0219i chibrituri \u0219i brichet\u0103, mai sigur este un amnar!
Morala 2
Cur\u00e2nd, c\u00e2nd iarna se arat\u0103 \u0219i ne va p\u00e2rjoli cu gerul ,
Chibriturile-s ideale\u2026s\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103lze\u0219ti caloriferul!
Morala 3
Bricheta este scul\u0103 bun\u0103, ce poate declan\u0219a infernul;
Cu ea aprinzi u\u0219or fitilul\u2026 ca-n aer s\u0103 arunci Guvernul!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u00cen fundul unui buzunar, la un t\u00e2mplar \u00een salopet\u0103,Se \u00eent\u00e2lnir\u0103 \u00eentr-o zi, chibriturile \u0219i-o brichet\u0103,Aflate \u00eentr-o concuren\u021b\u0103 mai veche, oarecum hilar\u0103,C\u0103ci ambele iubeau \u00een tain\u0103, de mult\u0103 vreme, o\u2026 \u021bigar\u0103.Bricheta, mult mai vorb\u0103rea\u021b\u0103, cu for\u021b\u0103 \u0219i impertinen\u021b\u0103,Av\u00e2nd \u0219i gaze \u00een\u0103utru c\u0103ci suferea de flatulen\u021b\u0103,A \u00eenceput subit tirada, lans\u00e2nd atacuri la persoan\u0103:-E\u0219ti doar doar un b\u0103\u021b […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":177,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-176","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-fabule"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/176","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=176"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/176\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":178,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/176\/revisions\/178"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/177"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=176"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=176"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=176"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}