M-am z\u0103vor\u00e2t \u00een Raiul meu privat,
\u00cen care, evident, sunt Dumnezeu.
Un Ionathan \u00een centru am plantat
Chiar dac\u0103, structural, sunt un ateu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Am pus \u00eengr\u0103\u0219\u0103m\u00e2nt \u0219i l-am s\u0103pat,
E m\u0103rul verde, colc\u0103ie de seve;
Fiindc\u0103 sunt pragmatic am creat
Din coasta mea de drac, vreo dou\u0103 Eve.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
De \u0219arpe am sc\u0103pat, urgent, c-un b\u0103\u021b,
Schimbat e \u00een curele \u0219i po\u0219ete,
Cu dou\u0103 mere-n g\u00e2t ar fi dezm\u0103\u021b\u2026
Istoria, nu vreau s\u0103 se repete.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Am \u0219i piscin\u0103, un umbrar cu crini
\u0218i uit complet de slujb\u0103 \u0219i so\u021bie,
De b\u00e2rfe scap, c\u0103 nu am nici vecini,
E cu adev\u0103rat democra\u021bie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
La Eve le-am dat mere ca desert,
La soare, se bronzeaz\u0103 peste tot,
Iar via\u021ba e frumoas\u0103, lucru cert,
Cu-arom\u0103 de rachiu \u0219i de compot.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Am devenit nelini\u0219tit, nervos,
Chiar \u00eentr-o zi ce se-anun\u021ba torid\u0103,
C\u0103ci am g\u0103sit frunzi\u0219 m\u00e2ncat, pe jos
\u0218i pe o crac\u0103 joas\u0103, o omid\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A doua zi o Ev\u0103 a cerut,
Costum de baie tocmai de la Gucci,
Iar cea de-a doua, ruj sofisticat,
Amenin\u021b\u00e2nd c\u0103 o s\u0103-mi dea papucii.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
E m\u0103rul gol, aproape s-a uscat
\u0218i parc\u0103 simt, de \u0219arpe, c\u0103 mi-e dor,
C\u0103ci am g\u0103sit \u00een fruct, disimulat,
Un vierme mare \u00een interior!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
M-am z\u0103vor\u00e2t \u00een Raiul meu privat,\u00cen care, evident, sunt Dumnezeu.Un Ionathan \u00een centru am plantatChiar dac\u0103, structural, sunt un ateu. Am pus \u00eengr\u0103\u0219\u0103m\u00e2nt \u0219i l-am s\u0103pat,E m\u0103rul verde, colc\u0103ie de seve;Fiindc\u0103 sunt pragmatic am creatDin coasta mea de drac, vreo dou\u0103 Eve. De \u0219arpe am sc\u0103pat, urgent, c-un b\u0103\u021b,Schimbat e \u00een curele \u0219i po\u0219ete,Cu dou\u0103 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1769,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1768","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-poezii-satirice"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1768","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1768"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1768\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1770,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1768\/revisions\/1770"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1769"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1768"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1768"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1768"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}