{"id":1793,"date":"2025-12-12T05:40:48","date_gmt":"2025-12-12T05:40:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/?p=1793"},"modified":"2025-12-12T05:40:48","modified_gmt":"2025-12-12T05:40:48","slug":"fabula-imunitatii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/fabula-imunitatii\/","title":{"rendered":"Fabula imunit\u0103\u021bii"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00cen actuala debandad\u0103, un bou masiv \u0219i insolent,<br>Dar neam cu \u0219eful de ciread\u0103, a fost ales in Parlament.<br>Nu mai tragea \u00een jug, fire\u0219te, fiindc\u0103 se credea prea bun<br>Ci cu tupeu, sub ochii lumii, tragea din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd un tun.<br>Avea salarii nesim\u021bite, diurne, \u00eenota \u00een bani,<br>Iar inhama\u021bi trageau c\u0103ru\u021ba, plini de speran\u021b\u0103 doi juncani,<br>La care le-a promis c\u0103 dac\u0103 e mai departe ascultat,<br>Va face uz de influen\u021b\u0103 \u0219i-i face secretari de stat.<br>\u0218i la p\u0103\u0219une mitocanul se comporta ca mafio\u021bii,<br>Lu\u00e2nd acas\u0103, f\u0103r\u0103 plat\u0103, din f\u00e2nul proasp\u0103t cu balo\u021bii,<br>Nu \u00eei p\u0103sa de nici o lege, ca un borfa\u0219 de drept comun,<br>Fiindc\u0103 patru ani de zile era convins c\u0103 e imun.<br>Dar intr-o seara, de la cram\u0103, c\u00e2nd se-ntorcea pe trei c\u0103r\u0103ri,<br>Uitase c\u0103 la el pe strada ICRAL-ul a-nceput lucr\u0103ri,<br>\u0218i chiar dac\u0103 au scris afi\u0219e a fost tardiv \u0219i desuet,<br>C\u0103ci boul greu, dar euforic \u0219i ba\u0219ca si analfabet,<br>Ateriz\u0103 c-un ultim muget, puternic, tragic, visceral,<br>Chiar de pleznea de s\u0103n\u0103tate, \u00een fundul negru de canal.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Morala<br>Imunitatea te ajut\u0103 c\u00e2nd ai pojar sau difterie,<br>Dar din p\u0103cate-i inutil\u0103 la nesim\u021bire \u0219i prostie!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00cen actuala debandad\u0103, un bou masiv \u0219i insolent,Dar neam cu \u0219eful de ciread\u0103, a fost ales in Parlament.Nu mai tragea \u00een jug, fire\u0219te, fiindc\u0103 se credea prea bunCi cu tupeu, sub ochii lumii, tragea din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd un tun.Avea salarii nesim\u021bite, diurne, \u00eenota \u00een bani,Iar inhama\u021bi trageau c\u0103ru\u021ba, plini de speran\u021b\u0103 doi juncani,La care [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1794,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1793","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-fabule"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1793","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1793"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1793\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1795,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1793\/revisions\/1795"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1794"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1793"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1793"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1793"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}