B\u0103tr\u00e2n holtei, ce nu-s bunic, nici tat\u0103,
Un misogin de vremuri \u00eenr\u0103it,
V\u0103-mp\u0103rt\u0103\u0219esc re\u021beta minunat\u0103,
Ce m-ajutat de-am supravie\u021buit.
Chiar dac\u0103 sunt pu\u021bin g\u0103lbui la fa\u021b\u0103,
Femeile m\u0103 mai g\u0103sesc frumos:
Nu iau pastile, soarta m\u0103 r\u0103sfa\u021b\u0103,
Deci e-un meniu extrem de s\u0103n\u0103tos.
Cobor \u00een beci s\u0103 iau cartofi, vreo doi,
Cam uit, dar dup\u0103 multe \u00eencerc\u0103ri
I-am depistat pe fund, \u00eentr-un l\u0103doi
\u0218i-s bucuros c\u0103 n-am c\u0103zut pe sc\u0103ri.
\u00cei cur\u0103\u021b c-un cu\u021bit, meticulos,
C\u0103ci \u00eenc\u0103 pot, rapid ca militarii,
Nu-i important c\u0103 \u00eei mai scap pe jos\u2026
C\u0103ci uit mereu pe unde-s ochelarii.
\u00cei sp\u0103l, \u00eei pun \u00een ap\u0103 s\u0103 mai stea
\u0218i \u00eentre timp, mai cur\u0103\u021b \u0219i o ceap\u0103,
Tai \u0219unc\u0103 \u0219i sl\u0103nin\u0103, telemea
S\u0103rat\u0103, ce a stat pu\u021bin \u00een ap\u0103.
Cu\u021bitu-l caut cam un sfert de ceas,
E drept c\u0103 nu prea taie, dar nu-i bai,
Crestez cartofii ce \u00eei scot din vas,
M\u0103runt, pe lung, sub\u021biri precum un pai.
Pun ceapa \u0219i sl\u0103nina \u00een tigaie
\u0218i le c\u0103lesc, pu\u021bin, c\u00e2t mai \u00eencet,
Apoi arunc cartofii ca \u00een baie,
Zv\u00e2nta\u021bi de ap\u0103, bine, pe-un \u0219ervet.
\u00cei las la foc m\u0103runt, un sfert de or\u0103,
\u00cei mai \u00eentorc, \u00een timp ce cu cruzime,
Sparg dou\u0103 ou\u0103, date de o sor\u0103
\u0218i le caftesc \u00een vas, c\u00e2t pot de bine.
Le torn peste cartofii rumeni\u021bi
\u0218i treaba e aproape \u00eencheiat\u0103.
Mai pun \u0219i br\u00e2nza, cred c\u0103 o s\u0103 fi\u021bi
Satisf\u0103cu\u021bi deplin \u0219i ast\u0103 dat\u0103.
Acum urmeaz\u0103 partea desuet\u0103,
Ce m\u0103 streseaz\u0103 tare, din p\u0103cate:
S\u0103 iau o farfurie, c\u0103-n chiuvet\u0103
E-un munte, dar sunt toate nesp\u0103late\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
B\u0103tr\u00e2n holtei, ce nu-s bunic, nici tat\u0103,Un misogin de vremuri \u00eenr\u0103it,V\u0103-mp\u0103rt\u0103\u0219esc re\u021beta minunat\u0103,Ce m-ajutat de-am supravie\u021buit.Chiar dac\u0103 sunt pu\u021bin g\u0103lbui la fa\u021b\u0103,Femeile m\u0103 mai g\u0103sesc frumos:Nu iau pastile, soarta m\u0103 r\u0103sfa\u021b\u0103,Deci e-un meniu extrem de s\u0103n\u0103tos.Cobor \u00een beci s\u0103 iau cartofi, vreo doi,Cam uit, dar dup\u0103 multe \u00eencerc\u0103riI-am depistat pe fund, \u00eentr-un l\u0103doi\u0218i-s bucuros c\u0103 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1813,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1812","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-retete-culinare-in-versuri"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1812","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1812"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1812\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1814,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1812\/revisions\/1814"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1813"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1812"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1812"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1812"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}