M-a de\u0219teptat din somn un bob\u00e2rnac,
\u00cen fund \u00eemi st\u0103 nevasta, e nervoas\u0103,
Se preg\u0103tea s\u0103-mi dea din nou atac,
Dar am fugit degrab\u0103 dup\u0103 mas\u0103.
Spunea c\u0103 salivam necontenit,
Din din\u021bi scr\u00e2\u0219neam cu zgomot, clef\u0103iam
\u0218i-atunci instantaneu mi-am amintit\u2026
Visam doar t\u0103i\u021bei cu m\u0103ghiran
Ce mama mi-i punea cu drag \u00een fa\u021b\u0103,
\u0218i abureau pl\u0103cut \u00een farfurie.
Am \u0219i fugit, privit cam str\u00e2mb de soa\u021b\u0103,
\u00cen miez de noapte la buc\u0103t\u0103rie.
Luai un bo\u021b de carne de m\u00e2nzat,
Ce dezghe\u021bat era \u00een frigider
\u00cen mici buc\u0103\u021bi egale l-am t\u0103iat,
\u0218i-ntr-o tigaie le-am c\u0103lit lejer,
Pun\u00e2nd ulei virgin \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 ap\u0103,
P\u00e2n\u2019 carnea, de maro lu\u0103 o tent\u0103.
Am aruncat \u0219i solzi\u0219ori de ceap\u0103,
Dar a\u0219tept\u00e2nd s\u0103 fie transparent\u0103.
Ad\u0103ugai \u0219i ap c\u00e2te-un pic,
Amestec\u00e2nd \u00eencet, dar scrupulos,
Din ceapa -solzi n-a mai r\u0103mas nimic,
De-a rezultat \u00een vas un fel de sos.
Deasupra, am turnat de ap\u0103-o can\u0103,
Sau sup\u0103 strecurat\u0103 dintr-un vas,
S\u0103 fiarb\u0103 cu rigoare-elve\u021bian\u0103
La foc u\u0219or, mai bine de un ceas.
C\u00e2nd carnea am probat-o \u0219i e moale,
Iar furculi\u021ba intr\u0103-n ea lejer,
C-o linguri\u021b\u0103-am pus atent, agale,
S\u0103-i dau savoare, sare \u0219i piper.
Ad\u0103ugai apoi \u0219i m\u0103ghiranul,
Iar sosul e acum des\u0103v\u00e2r\u0219it.
Am observat c\u0103 saliva motanul
\u0218i ca s\u0103 n-am surprize, l-am gonit.
Turnai sm\u00e2nt\u00e2na gras\u0103 \u0219i apoi
Amestecai vreo zece minu\u021bele.
Am pus \u0219i doi c\u0103\u021bei de usturoi,
Toca\u021bi m\u0103runt. Iar pastele \u0219i ele
Ce-au fiert cu sare \u00eentr-o alt\u0103 oal\u0103
\u0218i strecurate , toate la un loc,
Le-ad\u0103ugai apoi \u00een pielea goal\u0103
Amestec\u00e2nd cu sosul de pe foc.
\u00cen c\u00e2teva minute totu-i gata ,
\u00cemi chem nevasta sunt un mare domn,
Am pus pe mas\u0103 pastele \u0219i iat\u0103
Cum am sc\u0103pat s\u0103 iau b\u0103taie-n somn!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
M-a de\u0219teptat din somn un bob\u00e2rnac,\u00cen fund \u00eemi st\u0103 nevasta, e nervoas\u0103,Se preg\u0103tea s\u0103-mi dea din nou atac,Dar am fugit degrab\u0103 dup\u0103 mas\u0103.Spunea c\u0103 salivam necontenit,Din din\u021bi scr\u00e2\u0219neam cu zgomot, clef\u0103iam\u0218i-atunci instantaneu mi-am amintit\u2026Visam doar t\u0103i\u021bei cu m\u0103ghiranCe mama mi-i punea cu drag \u00een fa\u021b\u0103,\u0218i abureau pl\u0103cut \u00een farfurie.Am \u0219i fugit, privit cam str\u00e2mb de […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1857,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1856","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-retete-culinare-in-versuri"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1856","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1856"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1856\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1876,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1856\/revisions\/1876"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1857"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1856"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1856"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1856"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}