S\u0103tul de slan\u0103 \u0219i-alte porc\u0103rii
Am hot\u0103r\u00e2t, sc\u00e2rbit, s\u0103 fac o pauz\u0103,
Ficatul a-nceput a-mi sc\u00e2r\u021b\u00e2i,
De\u0219i m\u0103 jur, c\u0103 nu \u0219tiu din ce cauz\u0103.
Cum un cum\u0103tru bun de la Vaslui,
Ce l-am c\u0103lcat acum vreo patru zile,
Mi-a pus \u00een geant\u0103 la plecare-un pui,
Destul de gras, av\u00e2nd vreo dou\u0103 kile,
Lipsit de pene, gata cur\u0103\u021bat
\u0218i f\u0103r\u0103 cap, adida\u0219i, intestine,
De o corvoad\u0103 mare am sc\u0103pat\u2026
Mi-a dat \u0219i vin ca s\u0103 \u00eemi pice bine.
Am hot\u0103r\u00e2t s\u0103 fac ceva u\u0219or,
S\u0103 nu mai simt duhoarea de ciolan.
Luai de aripi puiul rotunjor
\u0218i l-am sp\u0103lat energic \u00een lighean.
C-o c\u00e2rp\u0103 l-am uscat pe \u00eendelete
\u0218i l-am frecat cu mult piper \u0219i sare.
Cu rom l-am botezat s\u0103 se \u00eembete
\u0218i-i preg\u0103tit s\u0103 mearg\u0103 la frigare.
\u00cen pung\u0103 mare l-am b\u0103gat lejer
\u0218i l-am trimis apoi s\u0103 \u00eennopteze,
Pe raftul cel de sus din frigider,
S\u0103 se p\u0103trund\u0103, s\u0103 se fezandeze.
O sticl\u0103 plin\u0103, cu profil rotund,
Cu ap\u0103, (cea mai bun\u0103-i de jumate)
Am introdus-o puiului \u00een fund,
S\u0103 stea-n picioare, f\u0103r\u0103 greutate.
\u00cen crati\u021ba, av\u00e2nd un strat de ap\u0103,
Am introdus dihania-n cuptor.
Fi\u021bi f\u0103r\u0103 grij\u0103, sticla nu se crap\u0103\u2026
Porni\u021bi apoi \u0219i focu-nceti\u0219or..
Vreo dou\u0103 ore trebuie s\u0103 stea
Dar dac\u0103 focu-i mic e bun \u0219i trei,
E timpul potrivit de-a cur\u0103\u021ba
\u0218i usturoiul pentru un mujdei.
De nu v\u0103 place, s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eenjura\u021bi,
Pute\u021bi s\u0103-mi da\u021bi \u0219i b\u00e2te pe spinare,
Cu gras\u0103 de Cotnari dac\u0103-l uda\u021bi,
O s\u0103 ave\u021bi \u0219i poft\u0103 de m\u00e2ncare!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
S\u0103tul de slan\u0103 \u0219i-alte porc\u0103riiAm hot\u0103r\u00e2t, sc\u00e2rbit, s\u0103 fac o pauz\u0103,Ficatul a-nceput a-mi sc\u00e2r\u021b\u00e2i,De\u0219i m\u0103 jur, c\u0103 nu \u0219tiu din ce cauz\u0103.Cum un cum\u0103tru bun de la Vaslui,Ce l-am c\u0103lcat acum vreo patru zile,Mi-a pus \u00een geant\u0103 la plecare-un pui,Destul de gras, av\u00e2nd vreo dou\u0103 kile,Lipsit de pene, gata cur\u0103\u021bat\u0218i f\u0103r\u0103 cap, adida\u0219i, intestine,De o […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1916,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1915","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-retete-culinare-in-versuri"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1915","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1915"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1915\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1917,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1915\/revisions\/1917"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1916"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1915"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1915"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1915"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}