Cum gerul caii \u0219i-a sc\u0103pat din fr\u00e2u,
Iar bruma cerne stele prin culturi,
Nevasta-\u0219i puse m\u00e2inile \u00een br\u00e2u:
-Ia f\u0103 b\u0103rbate, ni\u0219te r\u0103cituri!
Cu groaz\u0103, c\u0103ci \u0219tiam c\u0103 are toane,
M-am apucat imediat de treab\u0103.
Cu bani pu\u021bini, luai din t\u00e2rg ciolane,
Vreo dou\u0103, \u0219i-am plecat acas\u2019 degrab\u0103.
Cum mai aveau ceva pilozitate,
Ce la stomac dau un deranj cumplit,
De\u0219i e gazul scump, cu fermitate,
Pe-un ochi de aragaz le-am \u0219i p\u00e2rlit.
Cu grij\u0103 le-am sp\u0103lat, le-am pus \u00een oal\u0103,
La fiert rapid, vreo cinci minute, numa’,
\u00cen timp ce cu paleta, cu migal\u0103,
Am adunat cu mult\u0103 grij\u0103 spuma.
Le-am scos apoi, le-am pus \u00een alt\u0103 ap\u0103,
Cu dou\u0103 cepe, morcov, p\u0103trunjel,
S\u0103 fiarb-am a\u0219teptat ca s\u0103 \u00eenceap\u0103
\u0218i-am pus \u0219i sare, boabe de piper.
\u00cen timp ce fierb, vreo dou\u0103 ceasuri bune,
S\u0103 pice carnea moale de pe os,
Trei c\u0103p\u0103\u021b\u00e2ni de usturoi, nebune
De iu\u021bi ce sunt, le-am cur\u0103\u021bat frumos
\u0218i le-am strivit ca pentru un mujdei,
C\u0103 to\u021bi vampirii-n jur s-au speriat,
Ba \u0219i nevasta, cu p\u0103rin\u021bii ei,
S-au apucat subit de str\u0103nutat.
Cum carnea-a fiert \u0219i e destul de moale,
Am scos-o \u0219i am pus-o \u00eentr-un ciur
\u0218i am ales un bol de oase goale\u2026
Apoi, chiar \u0219i legumele din jur,
Le-am \u00eemp\u0103r\u021bit apoi \u00een buc\u0103\u021bele
\u0218i le-am t\u0103iat, egale, \u00een felii.
Pe fundul t\u0103vii am f\u0103cut modele,
Cu frunze, morcovi, \u0219i-alte b\u0103l\u0103rii,
Am pus apoi \u0219i carnea \u00eentr-un strat,
Ca sigur, gura t\u00e2rgului s\u0103 rup\u0103
\u0218i le-am l\u0103sat pu\u021bin la a\u0219teptat\u2026.
Dar \u00eentre timp am introdus \u00een sup\u0103
Tot usturoiul ce era presat,
Amestec\u00e2nd cu grij\u0103 infinit\u0103.
De patru ori lichidul aromat
Cu grij\u0103 mare l-am trecut prin sit\u0103.
\u00cen tav\u0103, am turnat \u0219i zeama clar\u0103,
S-acopere \u00eentreaga adunare,
Pun\u00e2nd-o peste noapte \u00een c\u0103mar\u0103,
S\u0103 se \u00eenchege, \u0219i s\u0103 fie tare.
A doua zi, brutal am r\u0103sturnat
Pe-un fund de lemn, piftia fabuloas\u0103,
Ce nu se mai oprea din tremurat\u2026
Am terminat \u0219i v\u0103 invit la mas\u0103!
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Cum gerul caii \u0219i-a sc\u0103pat din fr\u00e2u,Iar bruma cerne stele prin culturi,Nevasta-\u0219i puse m\u00e2inile \u00een br\u00e2u:-Ia f\u0103 b\u0103rbate, ni\u0219te r\u0103cituri!Cu groaz\u0103, c\u0103ci \u0219tiam c\u0103 are toane,M-am apucat imediat de treab\u0103.Cu bani pu\u021bini, luai din t\u00e2rg ciolane,Vreo dou\u0103, \u0219i-am plecat acas\u2019 degrab\u0103.Cum mai aveau ceva pilozitate,Ce la stomac dau un deranj cumplit,De\u0219i e gazul scump, cu […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1943,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1942","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-retete-culinare-in-versuri"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1942","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1942"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1942\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1944,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1942\/revisions\/1944"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1943"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1942"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1942"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1942"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}