Av\u00e2nd copii, nevast\u0103, un m\u0103gar
Se opintea din r\u0103sputeri la car,
Dorind s\u0103-l mul\u021bumeasc\u0103 pe st\u0103p\u00e2n
\u0218i s\u0103-\u0219i c\u00e2\u0219tige ra\u021bia de f\u00e2n.
Nevasta sa, st\u0103tea mai mult acas\u0103,
\u00cen capo\u021bel \u0219i \u00eei punea pe mas\u0103,
Doar boabe de porumb luat din \u0219ur\u0103,
S\u0103 nu \u00ee\u0219i strice scumpa manicur\u0103,
Fiindc\u0103 m\u0103g\u0103ri\u021ba pas\u0103mite,
Avea mai nou copitele vopsite.
Dar \u00eentr-o zi m\u0103garul cam stresat,
C-avea povar\u0103 mare de c\u0103rat,
S\u0103 duc\u0103 cu st\u0103p\u00e2nul la obor,
O implora s\u0103-i fie de-ajutor.
So\u021bia a-ncercat s\u0103 \u00eel refuze,
Ba a \u021bipat \u0219i-a dat m\u0103runt din buze,
\u00cens\u0103 m\u0103garul dur \u0219i cam ursuz,
A zis c\u0103 nu accept\u0103 un refuz,
A\u0219a c\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 mult\u0103 veselie
Au \u00eenceput s\u0103 trag\u0103 la cocie.
La \u00eenceput, o mie de ocale,
Au tras u\u0219or, fiindc\u0103 era vale
\u0218i soa\u021ba a-nceput s\u0103 comenteze,
C\u0103 n-ar fi trebuit s-o deranjeze
Pentru un lucru simplu si u\u0219or,
Ba chiar l-a invitat st\u0103ruitor,
S-o lase doar pe ea la car s\u0103 trag\u0103,
C\u0103 el e o nevolnic\u0103 m\u00e2r\u021boag\u0103.
M\u0103garul enervat de-a\u0219a atac,
Pe loc so\u021biei i-a f\u0103cut pe plac
\u0218i a l\u0103sat-o ca s\u0103 se descurce\u2026
V\u0103z\u00e2nd c\u0103 drumul a-nceput s\u0103 urce.
R\u0103mase m\u0103g\u0103ri\u021ba \u00eenh\u0103mat\u0103,
S\u0103 trag\u0103 la c\u0103ru\u021ba \u00eenc\u0103rcat\u0103,
Ce se \u00eempotmolise-n porumbi\u0219te
\u0218i nu putea cu nici un chip s-o mi\u0219te.
I se-nfundau copitele \u00een tin\u0103,
Merg\u00e2nd pe poante ca o balerin\u0103,
Efortul ei nevalor\u00e2nd un sfan\u021b
C\u0103zu epuizat\u0103 \u00eentr-un \u0219an\u021b,
Pe c\u00e2nd m\u0103garul ce privea din vale
A tras gr\u0103bit vreo dou\u0103-trei morale:
Morala 1:
C\u00e2nd trage greu al c\u0103sniciei car,
E demn de tot respectul \u0219i-un m\u0103gar.
Morala 2
Chiar dac\u0103-\u021bi dai cu oj\u0103 \u0219i cu fard,
La greu, po\u021bi da cu oi\u0219tea \u00een gard.
Morala 3
\u0218i pe asfalt, dar \u0219i c\u00e2nd e noroi,
C\u0103ru\u021ba-i mai u\u0219oar\u0103 c\u00e2nd trag doi!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Av\u00e2nd copii, nevast\u0103, un m\u0103garSe opintea din r\u0103sputeri la car,Dorind s\u0103-l mul\u021bumeasc\u0103 pe st\u0103p\u00e2n\u0218i s\u0103-\u0219i c\u00e2\u0219tige ra\u021bia de f\u00e2n.Nevasta sa, st\u0103tea mai mult acas\u0103,\u00cen capo\u021bel \u0219i \u00eei punea pe mas\u0103,Doar boabe de porumb luat din \u0219ur\u0103,S\u0103 nu \u00ee\u0219i strice scumpa manicur\u0103,Fiindc\u0103 m\u0103g\u0103ri\u021ba pas\u0103mite,Avea mai nou copitele vopsite.Dar \u00eentr-o zi m\u0103garul cam stresat,C-avea povar\u0103 mare de […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1960,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1959","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-fabule"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1959","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1959"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1959\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1961,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1959\/revisions\/1961"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1960"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1959"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1959"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1959"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}