O capr\u0103 \u0219i o vac\u0103, murate p\u00e2n\u2019 la piele,
Se tot chiorau prin geamuri, cum la telenovele,
Priveau st\u0103p\u00e2nii casei, cu sufletul la gur\u0103,
\u00cen timp ce ele-n ploaie st\u0103teau \u00een b\u0103t\u0103tur\u0103.
-Cum\u0103tr\u0103, zise vaca cu buzele umflate,
Suntem de mult\u0103 vreme profund discriminate,
C\u0103ci st\u0103m aici afar\u0103, ne plou\u0103 \u00een spinare,
Nepercep\u00e2nd sonorul \u0219i scrisul din titrare.
De-ar exista o bre\u0219\u0103 \u00een egoismul lor,
Ne-ar instala st\u0103p\u00e2nii \u00een grajd televizor.
Chiar Mozart, Andra, Gu\u021b\u0103, o cult\u0103 diserta\u021bie,
Ar stimula produc\u021bia, procesul de lacta\u021bie,
Iar pop-cornul \u00een locul porumbului pisat,
Ne-ar mai feri de gaze, c\u0103 eu m-am constipat.
-Surato, zise capra, colit\u0103 am \u0219i eu,
\u00cen plus, Playboyul noaptea m-ar stimula din greu,
S\u0103-nv\u0103\u021b \u0219i noi pozi\u021bii, c\u0103ci am v\u0103zut, st\u0103p\u00e2nii
Sunt mult r\u0103ma\u0219i \u00een urm\u0103, mai r\u0103u dec\u00e2t b\u0103tr\u00e2nii.
Doar seara c\u00e2nd m\u0103 mulge, st\u0103p\u00e2nul, greu de cap,
\u00cel simt cum \u00ee\u0219i reprim\u0103 apuc\u0103turi de \u021bap,
C\u0103-l chinuiesc perverse zv\u00e2cniri de libidou,
De\u0219i m\u0103 ier\u021bi, se vede, c\u0103 e un mare bou.
Fereastra fi\u2019nd deschis\u0103, finalul e ur\u00e2t:
Nevasta sup\u0103rat\u0103 i-a dat la so\u021b \u00een g\u00e2t
Iar vitele ajuns-au cur\u00e2nd pe graiul lor,
\u00cen oala cu sarmale, g\u0103tite la cuptor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Morala 1.
C\u00e2nd vitele-n poiat\u0103, arunc\u0103 vorbe goale,
Ajung f\u0103r\u0103-ndoial\u0103 \u00een oala cu sarmale.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Morala 2
O capr\u0103 n-are \u0219coal\u0103, dar e de\u0219teapt\u0103 cutra,
Ba spune c\u0103-i pozi\u021bie din vechea Kamasutra.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Morala 3
\u00cen cas\u0103 se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 evenimente rele,
C\u00e2nd vaca nu d\u0103 lapte\u2026 ci vrea telenovele!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
O capr\u0103 \u0219i o vac\u0103, murate p\u00e2n\u2019 la piele,Se tot chiorau prin geamuri, cum la telenovele,Priveau st\u0103p\u00e2nii casei, cu sufletul la gur\u0103,\u00cen timp ce ele-n ploaie st\u0103teau \u00een b\u0103t\u0103tur\u0103.-Cum\u0103tr\u0103, zise vaca cu buzele umflate,Suntem de mult\u0103 vreme profund discriminate,C\u0103ci st\u0103m aici afar\u0103, ne plou\u0103 \u00een spinare,Nepercep\u00e2nd sonorul \u0219i scrisul din titrare.De-ar exista o bre\u0219\u0103 \u00een […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1982,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1981","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-fabule"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1981","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1981"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1981\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1983,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1981\/revisions\/1983"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1982"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1981"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1981"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1981"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}