Pe vremea c\u00e2nd se \u00eenmuiau posmagii,
Pisicile au demarat sufragii,
S\u0103 aib\u0103 candidat independent,
Ce s\u0103 le promoveze-n Parlament
Dolean\u021bele, ce nu erau pu\u021bine,
La toat\u0103 popula\u021bia de feline.
S-au adunat pe dat\u0103 candida\u021bii,
Ce-ncuraja\u021bi puternic cu ova\u021bii,
Au prins cu \u00eendr\u0103zneal\u0103 a emite
Ideile \u0219i bune \u0219i tr\u0103snite:
B\u0103t\u00e2nd din coad\u0103 \u0219i cu pince-nez,
A cuv\u00e2ntat motanul birmanez:
-Eu nu doresc s\u0103 construiesc \u0219osele,
Fiindc\u0103 numai c\u00e2inii merg pe ele,
Iar m\u00e2\u021bele se ca\u021b\u0103r\u0103 pe case\u2026
Noi v\u0103 vom da doar carne, f\u0103r\u0103 oase!
La microfon apoi a declamat,
Un maidanez cu tonul revoltat:
-Noi credem cu t\u0103rie \u00een schimbare,
Vrem p\u0103s\u0103rile-n veci s\u0103 nu mai zboare
\u0218i-n parc s\u0103 ne plimb\u0103m cu g\u00e2nd curat,
S-avem momente noi, de neuitat.
Cam somnoros, vorbind de pe-un divan,
A cuv\u00e2ntat \u0219i un motan persan,
Cu blan\u0103 lung\u0103, moale, de Buhara,
\u00cen timp ce-\u0219i lustruia cu stof\u0103 gheara:
-S\u0103-mp\u0103rt\u0103\u0219im cu \u0219oriceii noul,
S\u0103 nu mai mearg\u0103, bie\u021bii, cu metroul
Pe sub p\u0103m\u00e2nt, s\u0103 dovedim clemen\u021b\u0103:
Ci cu fair play \u0219i mult\u0103 transparen\u021b\u0103,
S\u0103-ncingem hora mare \u00een c\u0103mar\u0103,
C\u00e2nd sunt st\u0103p\u00e2nii ocupa\u021bi pe-afar\u0103.
Urm\u0103 apoi fire\u0219te un banchet,
Tov\u0103r\u0103\u0219esc, cu carne berechet,
Servit\u0103 de pisici \u00een pielea goal\u0103\u2026
\u0218i nep\u0103str\u00e2nd distan\u021ba social\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Morala 1
\u0218i m\u00e2\u021bele av\u00e2nd ciolanul \u021bint\u0103,
C\u00e2nd sunt alegeri se pricep s\u0103 mint\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Morala 2
Lascive, cu priviri seduc\u0103toare,
Pisicile ascund t\u0103ioase gheare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Morala 3
Chiar dac\u0103-s albe, negre, tricolore,
Felinele sunt toate carnivore!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Pe vremea c\u00e2nd se \u00eenmuiau posmagii,Pisicile au demarat sufragii,S\u0103 aib\u0103 candidat independent,Ce s\u0103 le promoveze-n ParlamentDolean\u021bele, ce nu erau pu\u021bine,La toat\u0103 popula\u021bia de feline.S-au adunat pe dat\u0103 candida\u021bii,Ce-ncuraja\u021bi puternic cu ova\u021bii,Au prins cu \u00eendr\u0103zneal\u0103 a emiteIdeile \u0219i bune \u0219i tr\u0103snite:B\u0103t\u00e2nd din coad\u0103 \u0219i cu pince-nez,A cuv\u00e2ntat motanul birmanez:-Eu nu doresc s\u0103 construiesc \u0219osele,Fiindc\u0103 numai c\u00e2inii […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2010,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2009","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-fabule"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2009","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2009"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2009\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2026,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2009\/revisions\/2026"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2010"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2009"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2009"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2009"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}