O oaie \u0219i o capr\u0103 cert\u0103rea\u021b\u0103
\u00ce\u0219i aruncau cuvinte grele-n fa\u021b\u0103,
Risc\u00e2nd ca-ntreaga lume s-o r\u0103stoarne,
Pe-un arhicunoscut motiv, – \u201cde coarne\u201d.
-Ascult\u0103 m\u0103i surat\u0103, zise capra,
Ce \u00eencepuse f\u0103r\u0103 veste cearta:
Nu te mai da \u00een turm\u0103 a\u0219a mare,
Eu zic s\u0103 fii \u0219i mai prev\u0103z\u0103toare.
Cu gluma, evident, c\u0103 te \u00eentreci,
C\u00e2nd te-nt\u00e2lne\u0219ti pe-ascuns cu al\u021bi berbeci.
Te-ai dat \u0219i la m\u0103gar \u0219i la Azor
\u0218i-asear\u0103 te-ai ascuns dup\u0103 pridvor
Uit\u00e2ndu-te cam gale\u0219 la cioban!
Atuncea zise oaia, mai avan:
-Ascult\u0103-m\u0103 \u0219i tu stimat\u0103 dam\u0103,
Vedea-te-a\u0219 m\u00e2ine-n oala cu pastram\u0103!
Prive\u0219te mai \u00eent\u00e2i a tale fapte
\u0218i vezi c-ai nimerit ca musca-n lapte;
Prea are lipsuri codul t\u0103u moral,
Mai perforat dec\u00e2t un ca\u0219caval.
Pe-ascuns ai \u00eencercat ca s\u0103 m\u0103 sapi,
Dar te-nt\u00e2lne\u0219ti cu fel \u0219i fel de \u021bapi.
De nu m\u0103-n\u0219el, asear\u0103 pe la \u0219apte
Erai \u00eentr-un tufi\u0219 c-un pap\u0103 lapte!
Cumetrele-n r\u0103zboinicul discurs
Nu au vazut c\u0103 a venit un urs
Ce le-a m\u00e2ncat, fl\u0103m\u00e2nd, nevoie mare,
Voios \u0219i nef\u0103c\u00e2nd discriminare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Morala 1
Femelele cu s\u00e2nii dezvolta\u021bi
Sunt prada predilect\u0103 la b\u0103rba\u021bi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Morala 2
C\u00e2nd oaia \u0219i cu capra-\u0219i fac de cap,
Ajung s\u0103 fie puse la pro\u021bap<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Morala 3
C\u00e2nd e\u0219ti b\u0103rbat puternic \u0219i robust
Femeile-s doar chestie de gust!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
O oaie \u0219i o capr\u0103 cert\u0103rea\u021b\u0103\u00ce\u0219i aruncau cuvinte grele-n fa\u021b\u0103,Risc\u00e2nd ca-ntreaga lume s-o r\u0103stoarne,Pe-un arhicunoscut motiv, – \u201cde coarne\u201d.-Ascult\u0103 m\u0103i surat\u0103, zise capra,Ce \u00eencepuse f\u0103r\u0103 veste cearta:Nu te mai da \u00een turm\u0103 a\u0219a mare,Eu zic s\u0103 fii \u0219i mai prev\u0103z\u0103toare.Cu gluma, evident, c\u0103 te \u00eentreci,C\u00e2nd te-nt\u00e2lne\u0219ti pe-ascuns cu al\u021bi berbeci.Te-ai dat \u0219i la m\u0103gar \u0219i […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2016,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2015","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-fabule"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2015","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2015"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2015\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2017,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2015\/revisions\/2017"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2016"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2015"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2015"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2015"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}