Un porc de York, cu excedent de slan\u0103,
S-a-ndr\u0103gostit fatal de o Joian\u0103
\u0218i o privea, oft\u00e2nd ad\u00e2nc, cu foc,
\u00cen timp ce-nfuleca l\u0103turi din troc.
Avea v\u0103cu\u021ba uger rozosin,
Izvor de lapte, cu un gust divin,
Ce \u00eel gusta cu bucurie mare,
C\u00e2nd ajungea-n g\u0103leata cu m\u00e2ncare.
Chiar mugetul profund de la chindie,
I se p\u0103rea o dulce simfonie,
Iar norii de metan venind duium
\u00cei adora, ca cel mai fin parfum.
Bovina \u00eens\u0103, o rumeg\u0103toare,
S-a dovedit total nesim\u021bitoare
\u0218i-i ignora duiosul gui\u021bat,
Ce i se adresa pe \u00eenserat.
Ba chiar mai mult, perfid \u0219i imoral,
Ea s-a cuplat c-un taur comunal
\u0218i s-au iubit de au s\u0103rit sc\u00e2ntei
Venind pe lume-o droaie de vi\u021bei.
Chiar de era un animal masiv,
A devenit godacul depresiv
\u0218i s\u0103 sporesc\u0103 gravitatea dramei,
Intr\u0103 intempestiv \u00een greva foamei.
Oft\u00e2nd din greu, \u00een perioad\u0103 scurt\u0103,
I se topi chiar slana de pe burt\u0103,
Iar coastele-ascu\u021bite ca un brici,
\u00cei s\u0103getau acuma prin \u0219orici.
Crez\u00e2nd c\u0103 e de-o boal\u0103 afectat\u0103,
A fost suina grabnic asomat\u0103,
Sf\u00e2r\u0219indu-se destul de trist sceneta:
Romeo mort, gravid\u0103 Julieta!
Morala 1
Iube\u0219te porcul, plin de modestie,
C\u0103ci el nu \u0219tie ce e fudulie.
Morala 2
C\u00e2nd e\u0219ti un lord de-origine suin\u0103,
Nu te \u00eendr\u0103gosti de o bovin\u0103!
Morala 3
\u00cen dragoste, un porc c\u00e2\u0219tig\u0103 rar
\u00cen fa\u021ba unui taur bugetar!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Un porc de York, cu excedent de slan\u0103,S-a-ndr\u0103gostit fatal de o Joian\u0103\u0218i o privea, oft\u00e2nd ad\u00e2nc, cu foc,\u00cen timp ce-nfuleca l\u0103turi din troc.Avea v\u0103cu\u021ba uger rozosin,Izvor de lapte, cu un gust divin,Ce \u00eel gusta cu bucurie mare,C\u00e2nd ajungea-n g\u0103leata cu m\u00e2ncare.Chiar mugetul profund de la chindie,I se p\u0103rea o dulce simfonie,Iar norii de metan venind […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":205,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-204","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-fabule"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/204","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=204"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/204\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":206,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/204\/revisions\/206"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/205"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=204"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=204"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=204"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}