Se iau doi pui voinici, nu Petreu\u0219,
S\u0103 trag\u0103 cam un kilogram jumate,
\u00cei iau \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i le fac un du\u0219
\u0218i c-un prosop \u00eei usc pe piept, pe spate.
\u00cemi cere unul, cu tupeu, \u0219ampon,
Dar azi sunt dur \u0219i nu am chef de glume,
A\u0219a c\u0103 \u00eei arunc \u00eentr-un castron,
C\u0103ci sunt stresat, la mas\u0103-am mult\u0103 lume.
\u00cei iau pe r\u00e2nd s\u0103-i v\u0103duvesc de pene
\u0218i v\u00e2rful de la aripi, f\u0103r\u0103 fric\u0103,
Ce le arunc, c\u0103-s generos, alene,
Afar\u0103, s\u0103 le m\u00e2nce o pisic\u0103.
Apoi \u00eei frec cu sare \u0219i piper,
Dar sare nu prea fin\u0103, cea mai dur\u0103
\u0218i m\u0103 apuc apoi, cu mult mister,
S\u0103 preg\u0103tesc vestita umplutur\u0103.
Tai dou\u0103 cepe, \u00eens\u0103 repejor
\u0218i toc vreo cinci c\u0103\u021bei de usturoi,
Le bag \u00een burta puilor, u\u0219or,
Pe-afar\u0103-i ung \u0219i cu boia de soi
Topit\u0103-n unt. Acuma-s la cuptor,
Dar numai pentru o juma de ceas.
\u0218i \u00eentre timp, cartofi, juma de kil,
\u00cei cur\u0103\u021b, sp\u0103l cu ap\u0103 \u00eentr-un vas,
Apoi \u00eei tai \u00een dou\u0103, mercantil.
O lingur\u0103 de-ulei, mai pun, at\u00e2t,
Pu\u021bin\u0103 sare \u0219i \u00eei pun \u00een tav\u0103
Pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 pui, s\u0103 \u021bin\u0103 de ur\u00e2t
S\u0103 simt\u0103 c\u0103 situa\u021bia nu-i grav\u0103.
Stau \u00eempreun\u0103 \u00een cuptor un ceas,
\u0218i \u00eei mai ung cu sos din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd
\u00cen timp ce salivez, dar nu m\u0103 las,
C\u0103 go\u0219tii vin, at\u00e2ta am \u00een g\u00e2nd.
Dau focul mult mai iute, s\u0103-i bronzez,
Crocan\u021bi s\u0103 fie,-n gur\u0103 s\u0103 plesneasc\u0103,
Un sfert de or\u0103 \u0219i apoi opresc
Dar \u00eei mai las un pic s\u0103 se r\u0103ceasc\u0103.
\u00cei tai \u00een dou\u0103 pun pe farfurii
A\u0219ez cartofii calzi pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 ei,
Nu cred c\u0103 au purcoi de calorii\u2026
Op\u021bional, pot face \u0219i-un mujdei!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Azi am \u00eemb\u0103tr\u00e2nit cu zece ani:
To\u021bi musafirii mei erau vegani!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Se iau doi pui voinici, nu Petreu\u0219,S\u0103 trag\u0103 cam un kilogram jumate,\u00cei iau \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i le fac un du\u0219\u0218i c-un prosop \u00eei usc pe piept, pe spate.\u00cemi cere unul, cu tupeu, \u0219ampon,Dar azi sunt dur \u0219i nu am chef de glume,A\u0219a c\u0103 \u00eei arunc \u00eentr-un castron,C\u0103ci sunt stresat, la mas\u0103-am mult\u0103 lume.\u00cei iau pe […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2067,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2066","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-retete-culinare-in-versuri"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2066","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2066"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2066\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2068,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2066\/revisions\/2068"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2067"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2066"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2066"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2066"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}