\u00centr-un \u021barc, \u00eenchis cu la\u021buri, situat \u00een B\u0103r\u0103gan,
Se-nt\u00e2lnir\u0103 deodat\u0103, stru\u021bul \u0219i cu un curcan,
Care se umfl\u0103 \u00een pene, precum balta dup\u0103 ploaie
\u0218i se preg\u0103ti pe dat\u0103 ca s\u0103 sar\u0103 la b\u0103taie.
Stru\u021bul, \u00eens\u0103 mult mai pa\u0219nic, imediat l-a abordat:
-Drept s\u0103-\u021bi spun, de la distan\u021b\u0103, pari c-ai fi efeminat.
V\u0103d c\u0103 por\u021bi la g\u00e2t m\u0103rgele cu reflexe de coral,
Nu aveam nici o idee c\u0103 ai poft\u0103 de scandal.
Dar v\u0103z\u00e2ndu-te de-aproape nu mai cred c\u0103 e\u0219ti bonom,
Cred c\u0103 e\u0219ti be\u021biv de marc\u0103, c\u0103 duhne\u0219ti cumplit a rom.
Dac\u0103 gazda-\u021bi face cinste, nu-i motiv de veselie,
O s\u0103 fii la loc de frunte, \u00een cur\u00e2nd pe farfurie.
Dar curcanul plin de furii, se-nro\u0219i pe g\u00e2tu-i gol
\u0218i \u00ee\u0219i drese falnic glasul, d\u00e2nd iar stru\u021bului ocol,
Replic\u00e2nd nervos, pe dat\u0103, dar de loc sfios si bl\u00e2nd,
Chiar dac\u0103 de indignare sughi\u021ba din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd:
-Cred c\u0103-i clar \u0219i pentru tine c-ai ajuns la Deveselu,
Nu s\u0103 faci turism pe gratis, ci doar ca s\u0103-\u021bi fac\u0103 felu\u2019,
Te vei bucura o vreme de m\u00e2ncarea care-\u021bi place,
O s\u0103 ai harem, nu glum\u0103, deci mai las\u0103-mi curca-n pace,
C-am v\u0103zut c\u0103 de o vreme, chiar \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 ochelari,
Ap\u0103r\u00e2nd la mine-n cas\u0103 ni\u0219te ou\u0103 mult prea mari.
Am crezut c\u0103 romu-i vina sau paharele de vin
P\u00e2n\u0103 te-am v\u0103zut \u00een curte, prea virilul meu vecin.
Sunt un tip dintr-o bucat\u0103, nu am timp pentru prostii
\u0218i nu-nghit cum faci matale de prin curte porc\u0103rii.
V\u0103rul meu, vestitul Pene\u0219, cam pestri\u021b \u0219i tare-n clon\u021b,
A luptat chiar \u0219i la Plevna netem\u00e2ndu-se de glon\u021b
Iar o rud\u0103-ndep\u0103rtat\u0103, chiar handicapat \u0219i prost,
A ajuns la Deveselu de o vreme \u0219ef de post!
Chiar de nu prea are creier \u0219i-are vid \u00een tigva-i goal\u0103,
Are vile \u0219i Mer\u021bane, c-are o pensie special\u0103,
Deci de nu \u00ee\u021bi vezi de treab\u0103, de sc\u0103pare nu ai chip:
Iei \u00een t\u00e2rti\u021b\u0103 bastoane chiar cu capul in nisip.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Morala 1
C\u00e2nd acas\u0103 ai nevast\u0103 \u0219i bei ultimul b\u0103nu\u021b,
S\u0103 prive\u0219ti mai des la ou\u0103\u2026 dac\u0103 ai vecin un stru\u021b.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Morala 2
De curcanii f\u0103r\u0103 minte, de sc\u0103pare nu ai chip,
Chiar de-ai mu\u0219chi, vitez\u0103 mare \u0219i bagi capul \u00een nisip.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Morala 3
Creierul e fudulie, ai putere colosal\u0103,
Dac\u0103 ai baston \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i o pensie special\u0103!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u00centr-un \u021barc, \u00eenchis cu la\u021buri, situat \u00een B\u0103r\u0103gan,Se-nt\u00e2lnir\u0103 deodat\u0103, stru\u021bul \u0219i cu un curcan,Care se umfl\u0103 \u00een pene, precum balta dup\u0103 ploaie\u0218i se preg\u0103ti pe dat\u0103 ca s\u0103 sar\u0103 la b\u0103taie.Stru\u021bul, \u00eens\u0103 mult mai pa\u0219nic, imediat l-a abordat:-Drept s\u0103-\u021bi spun, de la distan\u021b\u0103, pari c-ai fi efeminat.V\u0103d c\u0103 por\u021bi la g\u00e2t m\u0103rgele cu reflexe de […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2070,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2069","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-fabule"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2069","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2069"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2069\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2071,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2069\/revisions\/2071"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2070"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2069"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2069"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2069"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}