{"id":207,"date":"2025-10-15T04:50:45","date_gmt":"2025-10-15T04:50:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/?p=207"},"modified":"2025-11-22T08:31:44","modified_gmt":"2025-11-22T08:31:44","slug":"fabula-porceasca","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/fabula-porceasca\/","title":{"rendered":"Fabul\u0103 porceasc\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Cum se-apropia Cr\u0103ciunul, porcul s-a-ntristat subit<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u0218i-a-nceput s\u0103 coac\u0103 planuri ca s\u0103 scape de cu\u021bit,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Chiar de-a s\u0103v\u00e2r\u0219it tot anul grav abuz alimentar<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u0218i <a><\/a>avea sl\u0103nina groas\u0103, gui\u021ba cam trist \u0219i rar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Simul\u0103 urgent o tuse, \u00eempro\u0219c\u00e2nd \u00een jur dejec\u021bii,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dar veni veterinarul \u0219i-a luat \u00een fund injec\u021bii.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Chiar castrat din prim\u0103var\u0103, sem\u0103n\u0103 aversiuni,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">C\u00e2nd a \u00eenceput c-o scroaf\u0103, s\u0103 mimeze perversiuni.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dar l-au lecuit st\u0103p\u00e2nii cu b\u0103t\u0103i \u0219i du\u0219uri reci<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u0218i de fantezii obscene, vindecat a fost pe veci.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A-nghi\u021bit \u0219i cuie, lame, cret\u0103, \u00eens\u0103 \u00een zadar,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Du\u0219 cu zeam\u0103 de cire\u0219e, simul\u00e2nd c\u0103 e pojar,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A pretins din disperare c-ar avea trichineloz\u0103,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00cens\u0103 nu i-a mers figura \u0219i c\u0103zu \u00eentr-o psihoz\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A s\u0103pat apoi tuneluri ca s\u0103 fug\u0103 prin gr\u0103din\u0103,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00cens\u0103 c\u00e2nd ajunse-n strad\u0103, nimeri sub o ma\u0219in\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ridicat de ambulan\u021b\u0103, la urgen\u021b\u0103 internat,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Fi\u2019ndc\u0103 a distrus ma\u0219ina, fost-a grabnic arestat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Cum i-au dat cinci ani la Gherla, porcul, fire \u0219ugubea\u021b\u0103,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A cerut, cum hrana-i gratis, s\u0103 \u00eei dea arest pe via\u021b\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Morala 1<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">C\u00e2nd se-apropie bilan\u021bul \u0219i Ignatul se arat\u0103,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Demnitarii vor s\u0103 ias\u0103, la control, basma curat\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Morala 2<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Cu o slan\u0103 consistent\u0103, conturi \u00een str\u0103in\u0103tate,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Porcilor nu le e fric\u0103, fi\u2019ndc\u0103 au imunitate!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Morala 3<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">C\u00e2nd se-mpute totu\u0219i treaba, cu b\u0103net in buzunar,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Porcii fac \u0219i \u00eenchisoare\u2026tocmai \u00een Madagascar!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cum se-apropia Cr\u0103ciunul, porcul s-a-ntristat subit \u0218i-a-nceput s\u0103 coac\u0103 planuri ca s\u0103 scape de cu\u021bit, Chiar de-a s\u0103v\u00e2r\u0219it tot anul grav abuz alimentar \u0218i avea sl\u0103nina groas\u0103, gui\u021ba cam trist \u0219i rar. Simul\u0103 urgent o tuse, \u00eempro\u0219c\u00e2nd \u00een jur dejec\u021bii, Dar veni veterinarul \u0219i-a luat \u00een fund injec\u021bii. 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