Cum soa\u021ba a plecat cam ofuscat\u0103
La m\u0103-sa, c\u0103 n-am dus-o \u00een Maldive,
S\u0103tul de ochiuri, hran\u0103 cam uscat\u0103
\u0218i chinuit de g\u00e2nduri depresive,
Am hot\u0103r\u00e2t s\u0103 trec urgent la fapte
\u0218i s\u0103 g\u0103tesc ceva rapid, u\u0219or\u2026
Dar nu de gen orez sau gris \u00een lapte
Ci consistent, de stins cu vini\u0219or.
Am cump\u0103rat o \u0219unc\u0103 mai de soi
\u0218i paste din acelea r\u0103sucite,
Vreo dou\u0103 ou\u0103, sare, usturoi
\u0218i m\u0103ghiran, stomacul s\u0103-l excite.
S\u0103 ias\u0103 foarte bine-i indicat,
C\u0103ci m-am documentat citind din c\u0103r\u021bi:
La dou\u0103 p\u0103r\u021bi de \u0219unc\u0103, garantat,
Se pun exact, din paste, dou\u0103 p\u0103r\u021bi.
Luai \u0219i o palinc\u0103 preventiv
S\u0103-mi fac curaj \u0219i am pornit cuptorul.
Am pus la fiert \u0219i pastele, lasciv,
Luai apoi cu\u021bitul, toc\u0103torul
\u0218i \u0219unc\u0103-n \u00een buc\u0103\u021bele am t\u0103iat,
De-un centimetru, nu mai mult de trei,
\u00cen oala cu teflon le-am aruncat
S\u0103 se pr\u0103jeasc\u0103 \u00een pu\u021bin ulei.
\u00cen timp ce molcom sf\u00e2r\u00e2ia pe foc,
Ad\u0103ugai \u0219i sare \u0219i piper,
Iar m\u0103ghiranul nu-l uita\u021bi deloc,
C\u0103 d\u0103 m\u00e2nc\u0103rii-un aer de mister.
Pr\u0103ji\u021bi cu grij\u0103 \u0219i amesteca\u021bi
S\u0103 nu se ard\u0103 sau s\u0103 se lipeasc\u0103.
De-arat\u0103 bine, sta\u021bi \u0219i mai l\u0103sa\u021bi
Pe mas\u0103, oala, s\u0103 se odihneasc\u0103.
\u00centr-un castron am spart vreo dou\u0103 ou\u0103
\u0218i le-am b\u0103tut cu furculi\u021ba, tare.
\u00cenv\u0103\u021b acum o meserie nou\u0103\u2026
S\u0103 pot s\u0103-mi fac \u0219i singur de m\u00e2ncare.
Trecut-au numai \u0219apte-opt minute,
Am strecurat \u0219i pastele \u00een sit\u0103,
Le-am pus \u00een oal\u0103 peste \u0219unc\u0103, iute
\u0218i-am mestecat cu for\u021b\u0103 \u00eentreit\u0103.
Deasupra-am pus \u0219i ou\u0103le b\u0103tute,
Am stins \u0219i aragazul, dar agit,
Miroase bine, gustul se ascute,
Iar vinul e la rece , preg\u0103tit.
Am aranjat frumos pe farfurie
Cu frunze verzi de p\u0103trunjel tocat.
Nu m\u0103 \u00eencearc\u0103 dorul de so\u021bie,
Vecina de la trei m-a l\u0103udat,
C\u0103 singur\u0103-a m\u00e2ncat juma de oal\u0103,
C\u00e2nd le-a gustat pe sear\u0103, cu-nc\u00e2ntare.
Apoi s-a dezbr\u0103cat \u00een pielea goal\u0103\u2026
Au pastele efecte secundare?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Cum soa\u021ba a plecat cam ofuscat\u0103La m\u0103-sa, c\u0103 n-am dus-o \u00een Maldive,S\u0103tul de ochiuri, hran\u0103 cam uscat\u0103\u0218i chinuit de g\u00e2nduri depresive,Am hot\u0103r\u00e2t s\u0103 trec urgent la fapte\u0218i s\u0103 g\u0103tesc ceva rapid, u\u0219or\u2026Dar nu de gen orez sau gris \u00een lapteCi consistent, de stins cu vini\u0219or.Am cump\u0103rat o \u0219unc\u0103 mai de soi\u0218i paste din acelea r\u0103sucite,Vreo […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2112,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2111","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-retete-culinare-in-versuri"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2111","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2111"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2111\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2113,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2111\/revisions\/2113"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2112"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2111"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2111"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2111"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}