O turm\u0103 de mioare av\u00e2nd m\u0103garu-n frunte,
P\u0103sc\u00e2nd \u00eentr-o poian\u0103-nverzit\u0103, sub un munte,
Pe c\u00e2nd dormeau dul\u0103ii, m\u0103garu-a sugerat,
Fiindc\u0103 era sear\u0103 \u0219i baciul era beat,
S\u0103 traverseze drumul, \u00een seara r\u0103coroas\u0103,
C\u0103ci a v\u0103zut c\u0103 iarba-i mai nalt\u0103 \u0219i mai gras\u0103.
Deci f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 clipeasc\u0103, c\u00e2nd a lansat semnalul
R\u0103g\u00e2nd din to\u021bi bojocii, puternic, animalul,
Cioporul cu vitez\u0103 \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 ezitare,
Se angaj\u0103 pe dat\u0103, gr\u0103bit, \u00een traversare.
Dar c\u00e2nd pe carosabil erau mai abitir,
Url\u00e2nd din \u00eentuneric a ap\u0103rut un tir,
Ce sc\u00e2r\u021b\u00e2ind din fr\u00e2ne, dar cu vitez\u0103 mare,
A sem\u0103nat dezastru in turma de mioare.
Din numeroasa turm\u0103 se pare c-au sc\u0103pat,
Doar oile ce-n centrul \u0219oselei s-au aflat,
Iar cele ce \u00een st\u00e2nga \u0219i dreapta au p\u0103\u0219it,
\u0218i-au dat ca si m\u0103garul ob\u0219tescul lor sf\u00e2r\u0219it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Morala 1
Nu e recomandabil , mai mult e chiar riscant,
S\u0103 angajezi m\u0103garul pe post de consultant!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Morala 2
Tot turma o p\u0103\u021be\u0219te \u0219i-i victima b\u0103t\u0103ii,
C\u00e2nd este beat ciobanul \u0219i dorm \u00een post dul\u0103ii.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Morala 3
S\u0103 nu ai accidente, chiar \u0219i-n politichie,
E indicat\u0103-n via\u021b\u0103 o cale mijlocie!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
O turm\u0103 de mioare av\u00e2nd m\u0103garu-n frunte,P\u0103sc\u00e2nd \u00eentr-o poian\u0103-nverzit\u0103, sub un munte,Pe c\u00e2nd dormeau dul\u0103ii, m\u0103garu-a sugerat,Fiindc\u0103 era sear\u0103 \u0219i baciul era beat,S\u0103 traverseze drumul, \u00een seara r\u0103coroas\u0103,C\u0103ci a v\u0103zut c\u0103 iarba-i mai nalt\u0103 \u0219i mai gras\u0103.Deci f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 clipeasc\u0103, c\u00e2nd a lansat semnalulR\u0103g\u00e2nd din to\u021bi bojocii, puternic, animalul,Cioporul cu vitez\u0103 \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 ezitare,Se angaj\u0103 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2139,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2138","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-epigrame-clasice"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2138","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2138"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2138\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2140,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2138\/revisions\/2140"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2139"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2138"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2138"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2138"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}