{"id":2152,"date":"2025-12-27T04:32:36","date_gmt":"2025-12-27T04:32:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/?p=2152"},"modified":"2025-12-28T07:00:05","modified_gmt":"2025-12-28T07:00:05","slug":"masina-infernala","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/masina-infernala\/","title":{"rendered":"Ma\u0219ina infernal\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">M\u0103 tot scanezi cu zeci de aparate,<br>\u00cemi spui de mai tr\u0103iesc sau o s\u0103 scap,<br>\u00cemi numeri zilnic p\u0103rul de pe cap,<br>Ba chiar \u0219i din urechi \u0219i de pe spate\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Afar\u0103 m\u0103 strecor printre z\u0103brele,<br>Precum \u021b\u00e2n\u021barul ahtiat prin plas\u0103,<br>Cuprins de o teribil\u0103 angoas\u0103,<br>\u00cen timp ce tu ai g\u00e2ndul la lovele.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00cemi \u0219tii deja \u0219i pulsul, glicemia,<br>Ba chiar \u0219i tensiunea din artere,<br>De iar am fost cu-amicii la o bere,<br>Ba chiar \u0219i la vecina mea Maria.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mi-ai scris \u00een carne\u021bel \u0219i neuronii,<br>Cam c\u00e2t de des m\u0103 b\u00e2ntuie strigoii,<br>De au sporit \u00een conturi euroii<br>\u0218i c\u00e2nd lunar, pe card, \u00eemi intr\u0103 ronii.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sunt p\u0103c\u0103tos, \u00eemi place \u021buica , vinul,<br>Ba uneori mai sar p\u00e2rleazul, garduri,<br>M\u0103 mai supor\u021bi, \u0219tii numere de carduri,<br>Dar n-ai aflat, se pare, \u00eenc\u0103, PIN-ul!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>M\u0103 tot scanezi cu zeci de aparate,\u00cemi spui de mai tr\u0103iesc sau o s\u0103 scap,\u00cemi numeri zilnic p\u0103rul de pe cap,Ba chiar \u0219i din urechi \u0219i de pe spate\u2026 Afar\u0103 m\u0103 strecor printre z\u0103brele,Precum \u021b\u00e2n\u021barul ahtiat prin plas\u0103,Cuprins de o teribil\u0103 angoas\u0103,\u00cen timp ce tu ai g\u00e2ndul la lovele. \u00cemi \u0219tii deja \u0219i pulsul, glicemia,Ba [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2153,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2152","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-poezii-satirice"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2152","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2152"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2152\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2208,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2152\/revisions\/2208"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2153"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2152"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2152"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2152"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}