\u00cen codrul p\u00e2n\u0103-atuncea pa\u0219nic, c\u00e2nd Undrea se-ar\u0103ta \u00een zare
\u0218i animalele gr\u0103bite se preg\u0103teau de hibernare,
Colindele au prins s\u0103 sune, s-atace-n hoarde paparazii
\u0218i s\u0103 dispar\u0103 samavolnic, \u00een mas\u0103, de pe munte, brazii,
Iar pre\u021burile-n magazine au pus degrab\u0103 trei zerouri,
Ca s\u0103 se bucure prostimea c\u0103 este luna de cadouri.
E totul numai o spoial\u0103, s\u0103 mai ascund\u0103 din suplicii,
Ies caprele siliconate \u00een pocnete de artificii
\u0218i s-a zvonit mai grav, c\u0103-n sate, a dat o boal\u0103 \u00een \u0219epteluri,
C\u0103 porcii mor acum \u00een mas\u0103 \u0219i se transform\u0103 \u00een mezeluri.
Ursanul, \u0219ef peste p\u0103dure, intr\u0103 pe dat\u0103 \u00een alert\u0103,
C\u0103 va veni apocalipsa \u0219i informa\u021bia e cert\u0103,
Deci str\u00e2ns-a mii de animale, rapid, ca gloan\u021bele din pu\u0219c\u0103,
\u00cen timp ce se-auzeau manele printre colindele lui Hru\u0219c\u0103.
A prezentat pe larg problema, s\u0103dind \u00een to\u021bi s\u0103m\u00e2n\u021ba fricii,
C\u0103 pentru-a alunga tot r\u0103ul, sunt necesare sacrificii,
A\u0219a c\u0103 iepuri, c\u0103prioare, ba chiar mistre\u021bi cu p\u0103rul rar,
Vor fi trimi\u0219i ca soli \u00een ceruri, dar nicidecum de pe altar,
Ci chiar \u00eengurgita\u021bi de d\u00e2nsul, pe un justificat temei,
C\u0103 el fiind acolo \u0219eful, a fost numit direct de zei.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Morala 1<\/p>\n\n\n\n
C\u00e2nd se apropie Cr\u0103ciunul \u00een codru, lunc\u0103 \u0219i f\u00e2nea\u021b\u0103,
Iar frigul b\u00e2ntuie amarnic, doar pre\u021burile nu \u00eenghea\u021b\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Morala 2<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00cen vremuri de apocalips\u0103, de\u0219i de via\u021b\u0103 \u00eencerca\u021bi,
Ca s\u0103 profite numai \u0219efii, cei slabi sunt cei sacrifica\u021bi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Morala 3<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Cu pr\u0103d\u0103tori \u00een fruntea \u021b\u0103rii, c\u00e2nd s\u0103rb\u0103torile ne vin,
Nu vine mo\u0219 Cr\u0103ciun la u\u0219\u0103\u2026 ci te treze\u0219ti cu Mo\u0219 Martin!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u00cen codrul p\u00e2n\u0103-atuncea pa\u0219nic, c\u00e2nd Undrea se-ar\u0103ta \u00een zare\u0218i animalele gr\u0103bite se preg\u0103teau de hibernare,Colindele au prins s\u0103 sune, s-atace-n hoarde paparazii\u0218i s\u0103 dispar\u0103 samavolnic, \u00een mas\u0103, de pe munte, brazii,Iar pre\u021burile-n magazine au pus degrab\u0103 trei zerouri,Ca s\u0103 se bucure prostimea c\u0103 este luna de cadouri.E totul numai o spoial\u0103, s\u0103 mai ascund\u0103 din […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2170,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2169","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-fabule"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2169","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2169"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2169\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2176,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2169\/revisions\/2176"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2170"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2169"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2169"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2169"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}