Un arici cu vizuin\u0103, dar sub\u021bire la parale,
\u00cen ziar lans\u0103 anun\u021buri pe la matrimoniale,
C\u0103 a dat vreo dou\u0103 \u021bepe \u0219i ar vrea \u00een graba mare,
S\u0103-\u0219i g\u0103seasc\u0103 o pereche, deci pe scurt, s\u0103 se \u00eensoare.
Doldora de mari speran\u021be, doamne multe, felurite,
Au trimis scrisori pe dat\u0103, dornice s\u0103 se m\u0103rite,
Ba \u0219i poze colorate \u00een nuan\u021be de acril
Ca s\u0103 le arate nurii \u0219i din fa\u021b\u0103 \u0219i profil.
Prima s-a \u00eenscris pe list\u0103 o femel\u0103 rinocer,
C\u0103 avea \u0219i ea o \u021beap\u0103, ce pe nas st\u0103tea stingher,
Dar a fost din start respins\u0103, \u00eentr-un mod brutal, obscen,
Pe motiv c\u0103 n-are voce \u0219i nu poart\u0103 sutien!
\u0218i a doua candidat\u0103, v\u0103duv\u0103 de porc s\u00e2rmos,
De\u0219i \u021bepi avea gr\u0103mad\u0103, \u00eentr-un mod injurios,
I s-a spus c\u0103 e respins\u0103 chiar de n-a f\u0103cut vreo gaf\u0103,
Arunc\u00e2ndu-i-se-n fa\u021b\u0103 ce e evident: c\u0103-i scroaf\u0103!
A venit t\u00e2r\u00e2\u0219 din jungl\u0103, l\u0103crim\u00e2nd viclean, subtil,
Cu po\u0219et\u0103 asortat\u0103 o femel\u0103 crocodil,
\u00cembr\u0103cat\u0103 c-o armur\u0103 ce rezist\u0103 negre\u0219it
Chiar \u0219i-n nop\u021bile nebune cu amor dezl\u0103n\u021buit.
Dar ariciul a respins-o cu un r\u00e2njet pe figur\u0103,
Pe motiv c\u0103 nu \u00eei place genul de piepten\u0103tur\u0103.
Au mai fost respinse-n prip\u0103, un puhoi de candidate,
Ce n-au fost destul de bune sau destul de talentate,
Iar cur\u00e2nd dup\u0103 aceast\u0103 monstruoas\u0103 tevatur\u0103,
Pe c\u00e2nd se plimba ariciul \u00eenspre sear\u0103, pe centur\u0103,
S\u0103 v\u00e2neze ceva g\u00e2ze, s\u0103 mai stea la o \u0219uet\u0103,
A-nt\u00e2lnit o aricioaic\u0103 cu o tent\u0103 mai brunet\u0103,
Care dup\u0103 cinci minute pline \u0219i incandescente,
L-a convins c\u0103-i \u00eenzestrat\u0103 c-o mul\u021bime de talente,
C\u0103 de\u0219i nu are \u0219coal\u0103, are-o experien\u021b\u0103 vast\u0103,
Suficient\u0103 s\u0103 o cear\u0103 de \u00eendat\u0103 de nevast\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Morala 1
La plimbare pe centur\u0103, unde hribii cresc \u0219i fragii,
Riscu-i mare s\u0103-\u021bi pierzi capul, ba mai grav, chiar \u0219i n\u0103dragii!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Morala 2
Un holtei la-nsur\u0103toare, ori\u0219ic\u00e2t e de \u021bepos,
Dac\u0103 n-are grij\u0103 mare, \u00eencaseaz\u0103-o \u021beap\u0103-n dos.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Morala 3
\u021aeap\u0103 iei pe toat\u0103 via\u021ba \u0219i mai dai \u0219i firfirici,
De nu-\u021bi str\u00e2ngi la timp centura \u0219i ai minte de arici!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Un arici cu vizuin\u0103, dar sub\u021bire la parale,\u00cen ziar lans\u0103 anun\u021buri pe la matrimoniale,C\u0103 a dat vreo dou\u0103 \u021bepe \u0219i ar vrea \u00een graba mare,S\u0103-\u0219i g\u0103seasc\u0103 o pereche, deci pe scurt, s\u0103 se \u00eensoare.Doldora de mari speran\u021be, doamne multe, felurite,Au trimis scrisori pe dat\u0103, dornice s\u0103 se m\u0103rite,Ba \u0219i poze colorate \u00een nuan\u021be de acrilCa […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2247,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2246","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-fabule"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2246","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2246"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2246\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2248,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2246\/revisions\/2248"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2247"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2246"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2246"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2246"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}