Un ou \u0219i o g\u0103in\u0103, rea, haps\u00e2n\u0103,
Se \u00eempungeau de peste-o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103,
Cu-njur\u0103turi \u0219i fraze deocheate,
Pe-o tem\u0103 veche, de \u00eent\u00e2ietate.
-E limpede, spunea galinaceea,
Se pare c\u0103 n-ai prins corect ideea,
Nu po\u021bi fi primul, nu te da rotund,
C\u0103 zeci ca tine mi-au c\u0103zut din fund.
Nu trebuie dec\u00e2t o zi s\u0103 treac\u0103,
S\u0103 eclozez din nou, un ou din cloac\u0103,
Ba am surate doldora de ou\u0103,
Ce \u00een cuibare zilnic fac \u0219i dou\u0103.
Mai sunt g\u0103ini, subtil manipulate,
Ce fac pe band\u0103 ou\u0103, dar p\u0103trate,
Iar altele, trec\u00e2nd cumplite chinuri,
Fac ou\u0103le sterile de vaccinuri.
E\u0219ti doar un un impostor debil \u0219i prost,
Ce \u00ee\u0219i r\u0103ce\u0219te gura f\u0103r\u0103 rost!
Dar oul, ce n-a spus mult timp nici p\u00e2s,
Rosti rostogolindu-se de r\u00e2s,
Subit, risc\u00e2nd s\u0103 cad\u0103 de pe mas\u0103,
C-o voce tare \u0219i-anormal de groas\u0103:
-Cum\u0103tr\u0103, ia mai pune-\u021bi pofta-n cui,
E\u0219ti cam uituc\u0103, ieri ai fost doar pui
\u0218i nu mai e de mult un lucru nou:
Ai ap\u0103rut pe lume, dintr-un ou,
Dar nu clocit \u00een cuib de vreo g\u0103in\u0103,
Ci \u00een incubator, deci de-o ma\u0219in\u0103,
A\u0219a c\u0103 nu-i deloc prea \u00een\u021belept,
Mereu s\u0103-\u021bi dai cu c\u0103r\u0103mida-n piept.
Sunt f\u0103r\u0103 doar \u0219i poate-o zeitate,
M\u0103 reg\u0103se\u0219ti \u00een totul \u0219i \u00een toate,
La pe\u0219ti, reptile, p\u0103s\u0103ri \u0219i insecte
Ce sunt sortite-n veci s\u0103 m\u0103 respecte.
Dur\u0103 r\u0103zboiul f\u0103r\u0103 contenire
Mai multe ore, dar din fericire,
Un pintenat a tr\u00e2mbi\u021bat cu fal\u0103
Ceva ce tine locul de MORAL\u0102,
Dar poate \u0219i problema rezolva:
-Pe mine m-a\u021bi uitat? Ce pana mea!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Un ou \u0219i o g\u0103in\u0103, rea, haps\u00e2n\u0103,Se \u00eempungeau de peste-o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103,Cu-njur\u0103turi \u0219i fraze deocheate,Pe-o tem\u0103 veche, de \u00eent\u00e2ietate.-E limpede, spunea galinaceea,Se pare c\u0103 n-ai prins corect ideea,Nu po\u021bi fi primul, nu te da rotund,C\u0103 zeci ca tine mi-au c\u0103zut din fund.Nu trebuie dec\u00e2t o zi s\u0103 treac\u0103,S\u0103 eclozez din nou, un ou din cloac\u0103,Ba am […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2366,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2365","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-fabule"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2365","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2365"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2365\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2367,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2365\/revisions\/2367"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2366"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2365"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2365"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2365"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}