Rom\u00e2nul \u00ee\u0219i iube\u0219te animalul,
E mare-nghesuial\u0103 \u00een poiat\u0103:
\u00ce\u0219i mulge vaca, c\u0103l\u0103re\u0219te calul,
Dar capra-i o problem\u0103 delicat\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
O pune pe nevast\u0103 s-o imite,
\u00cen pat, s\u0103-l mul\u021bumeasc\u0103 pe deplin,
Dar deseori, se-ajunge la cu\u021bite
C\u00e2nd ea e \u00een ograd\u0103 la vecin.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00cen fiere, cum \u00eei picur\u0103 veninul,
Invidios, ar vrea s\u0103 \u00eei despart\u0103:
Dec\u00e2t s-o mulg\u0103-n zori de zi, vecinul,
Ar vrea, mai bine, s\u0103 o vad\u0103 moart\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
La capr\u0103 merge des cu colindatul
Din zori de zi \u0219i p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een amiezi,
Din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd, intens vuie\u0219te satul,
C\u0103 s-a \u00eentors, sp\u0103\u0219it, acas\u2019 cu iezi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
C\u0103 este post sau chiar de s\u0103rb\u0103tori,
N-ar renun\u021ba la capra sa nici mort,
Ba sare peste ea, adeseori,
Dar pretinz\u00e2nd, candid, c\u0103 face sport.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Cu coada sus, semea\u021b\u0103, triumfal\u0103
\u0218i f\u0103r\u0103 sutien st\u00e2njenitor,
O capr\u0103 e amanta ideal\u0103\u2026
Iar so\u021bul doar un \u021bap isp\u0103\u0219itor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
De\u0219i frecvent se toarn\u0103 gaz pe foc,
Iar uneori se-ajunge la b\u0103taie
\u0218i capra e mereu pe primul loc,
B\u0103rba\u021bii, uneori o fac\u2026 de oaie!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Rom\u00e2nul \u00ee\u0219i iube\u0219te animalul,E mare-nghesuial\u0103 \u00een poiat\u0103:\u00ce\u0219i mulge vaca, c\u0103l\u0103re\u0219te calul,Dar capra-i o problem\u0103 delicat\u0103. O pune pe nevast\u0103 s-o imite,\u00cen pat, s\u0103-l mul\u021bumeasc\u0103 pe deplin,Dar deseori, se-ajunge la cu\u021biteC\u00e2nd ea e \u00een ograd\u0103 la vecin. \u00cen fiere, cum \u00eei picur\u0103 veninul,Invidios, ar vrea s\u0103 \u00eei despart\u0103:Dec\u00e2t s-o mulg\u0103-n zori de zi, vecinul,Ar vrea, mai […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2453,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2452","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-poezii-satirice"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2452","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2452"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2452\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2454,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2452\/revisions\/2454"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2453"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2452"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2452"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2452"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}