Toate p\u00e2nzele sus!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Iahnia de fasole poate
Ca gura t\u00e2rgului s\u0103 rup\u0103:
Infanteri\u0219tii-au v\u00e2nt \u00een spate,
Iar marinarii v\u00e2nt la pup\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Semne de via\u021b\u0103 bun\u0103<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Cam scump\u0103, provoc\u00e2nd proteste
\u0218i urme-ad\u00e2nci \u00een portofel,
Mireasma de fasole este
Echivalentul lui Chanel !<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Patent rom\u00e2nesc<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sl\u0103vim ciolanul cu iahnie,
Ce-i consumat \u00een mod frenetic,
Ca \u021bara-n viitor s\u0103 fie,
Independent\u0103 energetic!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Cod ro\u0219u de v\u00e2nt puternic<\/p>\n\n\n\n
M\u00e2nc fasole \u0219i la mare,
Gener\u00e2nd scandalurile,
Pe\u0219tii fug s\u0103 nu \u00eei zboare,
V\u00e2nturile, valurile\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
De la p\u0103m\u00e2nt<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sunt neamul neao\u0219, de opinc\u0103,
V\u00e2njos, cu br\u00e2u \u0219i p\u0103l\u0103rie;
Amicii \u00eens\u0103 fug, fiindc\u0103,
M\u0103 dau \u00een v\u00e2nt dup\u0103 iahnie !<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Arm\u0103 biologic\u0103<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Toat\u0103 via\u021ba ar pieri
\u00cen frumoasa Rom\u00e2nie,
De un virus s-ar piti
\u00cen ciolanul cu iahnie!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Legea mirosului<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Cu japca banii vor s\u0103-\u021bi ia,
Nu-i de tr\u0103it \u00een Rom\u00e2nia:
Guvernul ne va amenda
\u0218i c\u00e2nd ne savur\u0103m iahnia!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Hagi Tudose<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Epigramistu-i c\u0103m\u0103tar
Ce-ar vrea ca pentru orice f\u00e2s
Ca plat\u0103-un r\u00e2s protocolar\u2026
\u0218i ca dob\u00e2nd\u0103 un sur\u00e2s!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Toate p\u00e2nzele sus! Iahnia de fasole poateCa gura t\u00e2rgului s\u0103 rup\u0103:Infanteri\u0219tii-au v\u00e2nt \u00een spate,Iar marinarii v\u00e2nt la pup\u0103! Semne de via\u021b\u0103 bun\u0103 Cam scump\u0103, provoc\u00e2nd proteste\u0218i urme-ad\u00e2nci \u00een portofel,Mireasma de fasole esteEchivalentul lui Chanel ! Patent rom\u00e2nesc Sl\u0103vim ciolanul cu iahnie,Ce-i consumat \u00een mod frenetic,Ca \u021bara-n viitor s\u0103 fie,Independent\u0103 energetic! Cod ro\u0219u de v\u00e2nt puternic […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2474,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2473","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-epigrame-clasice"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2473","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2473"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2473\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2475,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2473\/revisions\/2475"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2474"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2473"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2473"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2473"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}