Pe p\u0103\u0219unea din p\u0103dure, prea frumosul inorog
\u00cent\u00e2lni un cal \u0219i iute se-ncropi un dialog,
Ca-ntre dou\u0103 cabaline, care pic\u0103 nu \u00ee\u0219i poart\u0103,
Dar schimb\u00e2nd vreo dou\u0103 replici a-nceput rapid o ceart\u0103.
Calul, nechez\u00e2nd cu glasul s\u0103u sonor \u0219i sacadat,
Inorogului \u00eei spuse: – E\u0219ti un cal \u00eencornorat,
Ce degeaba are-o coam\u0103 de la cap p\u00e2n\u2019 la picioare,
C\u0103ci nevasta ta legal\u0103, zboar\u0103 des din floare-n floare.
\u00cen p\u0103dure umbl\u0103 zvonuri ce pe spate-\u021bi dau fiori,
De un m\u00e2nz cu dou\u0103 coarne \u0219i-nc\u0103 doi sau trei din flori,
Ba lovit de deprimare, alb la fa\u021b\u0103 \u0219i livid,
Ai avut \u0219i repetate \u00eencerc\u0103ri de suicid.
Ia prive\u0219te-m\u0103 o clip\u0103, am un fizic de atlet,
Mu\u0219chi de fier, iar pieptu-mi este ca al tunului afet,
Tremur\u0103 m\u0103runt p\u0103m\u00e2ntul, ba mai cade \u0219i un plop,
C\u00e2nd precum o vijelie m\u0103 lansez \u00eentr-un galop!
Remarc\u00e2nd cu mult\u0103 mil\u0103 h\u0103r\u021bile de cicatrice
Desenate pe spinarea calului cu plumbi de bice,
Inorogul spuse tare, par\u021bial \u00eenduio\u0219at:
-Tu, se pare, din p\u0103cate, n-o s\u0103 fii \u00eencornorat,
C\u0103 e\u0219ti calul de povar\u0103 care \u0219tii s\u0103 tragi un car,
Eunucul bun la toate, nu un falnic arm\u0103sar.
Ai \u0219i ochelari \u0219i hamuri, e\u0219ti mereu manipulat,
Cu z\u0103bal\u0103-ntre m\u0103sele, cu potcoave \u00eenc\u0103l\u021bat,
Deci ar trebui, mai bine, s\u0103 vorbe\u0219ti pu\u021bin \u0219i rar,
Nu e\u0219ti bun de pre\u0219edinte, ci te-asemeni c-un m\u0103gar!
Cornul ce \u00eel port pe frunte mi-a crescut acum un an,
C-am m\u00e2ncat o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 pop-cornul american,
O m\u00e2ncare dubioas\u0103 cu efecte secundare,
Ce-\u021bi provoac\u0103 flatulen\u021b\u0103 \u0219i-atenteaz\u0103 la pudoare.
Cum te \u0219tiu de cabalin\u0103, un vegan de mic copil,
Po\u021bi s\u0103 gu\u0219ti \u0219i tu hot-dogul, s\u0103 te fac\u0103 mai viril,
S\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi creasc\u0103 prin minune poate-un corn adev\u0103rat,
Care s\u0103 renasc\u0103-n tine arm\u0103sarul mult visat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Morala 1
Suferind o amputare, nimeni nu te mai acuz\u0103:
Coarnele nu-s o ru\u0219ine, ci o meritat\u0103 scuz\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Morala 2
Ast\u0103zi nu prea \u0219tiu b\u0103rba\u021bii c\u00e2nd e vorb\u0103 de m\u00e2ncare,
C\u0103 fast-foodul are totu\u0219i \u0219i efecte secundare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Morala 3
Este evident \u00een lume \u0219i \u00een neamul cabalin,
C\u0103-i mai bine-un corn \u00een frunte, dec\u00e2t unul mai pu\u021bin!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Pe p\u0103\u0219unea din p\u0103dure, prea frumosul inorog\u00cent\u00e2lni un cal \u0219i iute se-ncropi un dialog,Ca-ntre dou\u0103 cabaline, care pic\u0103 nu \u00ee\u0219i poart\u0103,Dar schimb\u00e2nd vreo dou\u0103 replici a-nceput rapid o ceart\u0103.Calul, nechez\u00e2nd cu glasul s\u0103u sonor \u0219i sacadat,Inorogului \u00eei spuse: – E\u0219ti un cal \u00eencornorat,Ce degeaba are-o coam\u0103 de la cap p\u00e2n\u2019 la picioare,C\u0103ci nevasta ta legal\u0103, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2477,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2476","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-fabule"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2476","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2476"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2476\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2478,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2476\/revisions\/2478"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2477"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2476"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2476"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2476"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}