{"id":255,"date":"2025-10-18T04:11:01","date_gmt":"2025-10-18T04:11:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/?p=255"},"modified":"2025-11-22T08:31:44","modified_gmt":"2025-11-22T08:31:44","slug":"pene-de-memorie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/pene-de-memorie\/","title":{"rendered":"Pene de memorie"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Pene de memorie<br>Am fost un macho-n anii mei de glorie,<br>Un Everest de mu\u0219chi \u0219i de iluzii,<br>Dar am acuma pene de memorie<br>Ce m\u0103 \u00eemping la jalnice confuzii.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Am terminat demult o facultate,<br>Normal c\u0103 la seral, nu la Sorbona,<br>Dar \u00eencasez un f\u0103c\u0103le\u021b pe spate<br>C\u00e2nd o confund pe soacr\u0103 cu Madonna.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Merg la Obor, de ziu\u0103 c\u00e2nd se crap\u0103,<br>Dar e ciudat, c\u00e2nd de acolo vin,<br>\u00cen plas\u0103 nu g\u0103sesc cartofi \u0219i ceap\u0103,<br>Ci-ntotdeauna, ochii lui Dobrin!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mi se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 regulat o dram\u0103:<br>C\u00e2nd soa\u021ba-mi d\u0103 vreo dou\u0103zeci de lei<br>\u0218i m\u0103 trimite s\u0103 mai iau o poam\u0103,<br>Merg a\u021b\u0103, la vecina de la trei.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">C\u00e2nd vreau ciolan de porc pentru iahnie,<br>Chiar de-s dotat cu GPS \u0219i hart\u0103<br>Nu nimeresc la vreo m\u0103cel\u0103rie\u2026<br>Ci-ajung mereu la Cotroceni la poart\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Gre\u0219esc tramvaiul, iau un alt troleu,<br>Fac un ocol, dar sincer nu \u00eemi pas\u0103,<br>Chiar dac\u0103 recunosc c\u0103 e mai greu,<br>\u00cen dou\u0103 zile tot ajung acas\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Apare-n prag o bab\u0103 cu un bici,<br>Strig\u00e2nd la mine, plin\u0103 de furie:<br>-\u021ai-am spus, frumos, s\u0103 nu mai vii pe-aici,<br>Sunt prima, nu a treia ta so\u021bie!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pene de memorieAm fost un macho-n anii mei de glorie,Un Everest de mu\u0219chi \u0219i de iluzii,Dar am acuma pene de memorieCe m\u0103 \u00eemping la jalnice confuzii. Am terminat demult o facultate,Normal c\u0103 la seral, nu la Sorbona,Dar \u00eencasez un f\u0103c\u0103le\u021b pe spateC\u00e2nd o confund pe soacr\u0103 cu Madonna. Merg la Obor, de ziu\u0103 c\u00e2nd se [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":256,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-255","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-poezii-satirice"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/255","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=255"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/255\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":257,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/255\/revisions\/257"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/256"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=255"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=255"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=255"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}