Un papagal \u0219i-un cameleon, recent,
Colegi de ceva timp \u00een Parlament,
S-au \u00eent\u00e2lnit la mas\u0103, \u00een subsol,
Unde primeau la pre\u021b redus -potol.
Venit\u0103 dup-alegeri, zbur\u0103toarea
Ce promisese marea \u0219i cu sarea,
V\u0103z\u00e2nd caricatura de reptil\u0103,
A cuv\u00e2ntat cu mult dispre\u021b \u0219i mil\u0103:
-E\u0219ti condamnat, v\u0103dit, la dispari\u021bie,
Fiindc\u0103 ai culori de opozi\u021bie,
Pari un hibrid de gu\u0219ter \u0219i legum\u0103,
C\u0103 nu degeaba v\u0103 spun unii cium\u0103.
Te t\u00e2r\u00e2i pe un vraf de euroi,
Din sal\u0103 la cantin\u0103 \u0219i-napoi,
Mai tragi un somn, chiar f\u0103r\u0103 Rudotel,
Te duce-apoi Mer\u021banul la hotel,
S\u0103 tragi din nou \u00een pace aghioase,
De\u0219i \u00een capital\u0103-ai \u0219ase case.
Cameleonul l-a privit cu mil\u0103,
Rotindu-\u0219i ochii gale\u0219i de reptil\u0103,
\u00cen timp ce mesteca destul de rar,
O gur\u0103 din rusescul caviar:
-\u00ce\u021bi merge pliscul des \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 rost,
Se vede c\u0103 e\u0219ti t\u00e2n\u0103r \u0219i e\u0219ti prost,
G\u00e2ndirea ta, nu e deloc ad\u00e2nc\u0103,
Crez\u00e2nd c\u0103 tot ce zboar\u0103 se m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103.
S-au perindat, cu-ale\u0219ii actuali,
Prin Parlament, puhoi de papagali,
Dar repet\u00e2nd doar texte pr\u0103fuite,
S\u0103 fie de prostime auzite,
Ce promiteau friptur\u0103, lapte, miere,
Doar ca s\u0103 \u00eei aduc\u0103 la putere.
Sunt longeviv aici \u00een Parlament,
Fiindc\u0103-mi schimb culoarea permanent,
Ridic statui, apoi le sparg cu dalta,
S\u0103rind ba \u00eentr-o barc\u0103, ba \u00een alta,
C\u0103ci important\u0103 nu e doar doctrina,
Ci banii ce-mi dau vila \u0219i ma\u0219ina!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Morala 1
\u00cen Parlament nu-i loc pentru onoare,
E plin de papagali \u0219i t\u00e2r\u00e2toare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Morala 2
Ale\u0219ii fac o-afacere bizar\u0103:
\u00ce\u0219i v\u00e2nd Joiana, ca s\u0103 mulg\u0103-o \u021bar\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Morala 3
C\u00e2nd unii n-au chemare la pictur\u0103,
Dau fals, din mandolin\u0103 \u0219i din gur\u0103!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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