Cu capul spart \u0219i tija deformat\u0103,
Un cui a dat ciocanu-n judecat\u0103,
Nemul\u021bumit de soarta sa nefast\u0103,
Primind cumplite lovituri \u00een \u021beast\u0103.
Ca martori au venit, pe r\u00e2nd, un nit,
Sp\u0103\u0219it, b\u0103tut, cu capul cam turtit
\u0218i un \u0219urub cu spira afectat\u0103,
Ce-au declarat cu voce-ntret\u0103iat\u0103,
Cum c\u0103 ciocanul e un tip brutal,
\u0218i f\u0103r\u0103 dubii, antisocial,
Ce i-a umplut pe to\u021bi de v\u00e2n\u0103t\u0103i,
C\u00e2nd le-a-mp\u0103r\u021bit teribile b\u0103t\u0103i.
C\u00e2nd cineva se-opune serios,
\u00ce\u0219i cheam\u0103 fr\u0103\u021biorul, un baros,
Ce chiar de este t\u00e2n\u0103r, e masiv,
Un grobian extrem de impulsiv,
Ce demoleaz\u0103 dac\u0103-i provocat
\u0218i-ar merita s\u0103 fie inculpat.
O piuli\u021b\u0103, chiar sub jur\u0103m\u00e2nt,
A spus c\u0103-i cu moralul la p\u0103m\u00e2nt
\u0218i c\u0103 ciocanul este o mizerie,
Violator pervers, ba chiar \u00een serie,
Ce-i bun de dus la casa de nebuni,
C\u0103ci cuiele-a supus la perversiuni.
Ciocanul, zugr\u0103vit ca pus pe sfad\u0103,
A dat surprinz\u0103tor de bl\u00e2nd din coad\u0103
\u0218i-a replicat: \u201eAcuzele-s t\u0103l\u00e2mbe,
C\u0103ci cuiele ce-au fost uzate, str\u00e2mbe
Eu grijuliu le-am reabilitat\u2026
Regret c-a trebuit s\u0103 le \u0219i bat.
Erau doar ni\u0219te scoabe r\u0103t\u0103cite
Ce au luat-o pe c\u0103r\u0103ri gre\u0219ite
\u0218i-a\u0219 vrea s\u0103 spun, \u00een ap\u0103rarea mea,
Dar voi probabil nu ve\u021bi accepta,
Chiar dac\u0103 le vede\u021bi f\u0103c\u00e2nd fasoane,
Sunt sado-maso \u0219i-\u0219i doresc ciocane.
De\u0219i sunt acuzat \u0219i terfelit,
M\u0103 simt manipulat \u0219i folosit,
Iar \u0103st proces \u0219i v\u00e2lva asta mare,
E doar o odioas\u0103 \u00eenscenare!
G\u00e2ndi\u021bi-v\u0103 pu\u021bin, hegelian:
Ce-ar fi o lume f\u0103r\u0103 un ciocan?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Morala 1
Ciocanul urc\u0103 mai spectaculos,
C\u00e2nd este \u00eenrudit cu un baros!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Morala 2
De nu-i b\u0103tut de un ciocan la bil\u0103,
Un cui, e doar o s\u00e2rm\u0103 inutil\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Morala3
\u0218i so\u021bu-i afectat de handicap,
C\u00e2nd e b\u0103tut perseverent la cap!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Cu capul spart \u0219i tija deformat\u0103,Un cui a dat ciocanu-n judecat\u0103,Nemul\u021bumit de soarta sa nefast\u0103,Primind cumplite lovituri \u00een \u021beast\u0103.Ca martori au venit, pe r\u00e2nd, un nit,Sp\u0103\u0219it, b\u0103tut, cu capul cam turtit\u0218i un \u0219urub cu spira afectat\u0103,Ce-au declarat cu voce-ntret\u0103iat\u0103,Cum c\u0103 ciocanul e un tip brutal,\u0218i f\u0103r\u0103 dubii, antisocial,Ce i-a umplut pe to\u021bi de v\u00e2n\u0103t\u0103i,C\u00e2nd le-a-mp\u0103r\u021bit […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":3143,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3142","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-fabule"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3142","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3142"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3142\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3144,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3142\/revisions\/3144"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3143"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3142"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3142"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3142"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}