Motanul, amator de frumuse\u021bi
\u0218i con\u0219tient c\u0103 are nou\u0103 vie\u021bi,
Ducea o via\u021b\u0103 amoroas\u0103, plin\u0103
De aventuri \u0219i de adrenalin\u0103.
Se strecura ca umbra prin tufi\u0219uri,
Se c\u0103\u021b\u0103ra \u0219i pe acoperi\u0219uri,
Sfid\u00e2nd c\u0103\u021beii f\u0103r\u0103 pic de fric\u0103,
De-i ap\u0103rea \u00een fa\u021b\u0103 o pisic\u0103.
\u00cen cartier, era deja vestit,
Invidiat, dar \u0219i pe-ascuns b\u00e2rfit,
De m\u00e2\u021bele b\u0103tr\u00eene mai ales,
Ce \u00eel doreau, dar f\u0103r\u0103 de succes.
Pisoii, aveau bl\u0103ni de leoparzi,
De\u0219i oficial erau bastarzi,
G\u0103lbui, cu pete pe spin\u0103ri \u0219i coaste,
Adu\u0219i pe lume ca prin copy-paste,
De-acest motan adus de prin Moldova,
De la Vaslui, un fel de Casanova!
Av\u00e2nd preten\u021bii anormal de mari,
El a intrat \u0219i-n codrii seculari,
S\u0103-i pice-n ghear\u0103, f\u0103r\u0103 pic de vin\u0103,
Ceva, o prosp\u0103tur\u0103 de felin\u0103,
S\u0103-l u\u0219ureze de hormoni \u0219i stres,
Pe care s\u0103 o treac\u0103-n palmares.
Deodat\u0103, din boschetul cu verdea\u021b\u0103
A ap\u0103rut o m\u00e2\u021b\u0103 z\u00e2mb\u0103rea\u021b\u0103,
\u00cenalt\u0103, cu picioare longiline
\u0218i-o blan\u0103 pres\u0103rat\u0103 cu buline.
A-ngenuncheat \u00een fa\u021ba ei, pierdut,
Privind-o lung, vis\u00e2nd la un s\u0103rut,
\u00cen timp ce-i \u021bop\u0103iau \u00een pantaloni
B\u0103tuta, un noian de feromoni.
Dar n-apuc\u0103 s\u0103-i spun\u0103 mai nimic,
Despre amor \u0219i dansuri din buric,
C\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 zgomot, f\u0103r\u0103 nici un p\u00e2s,
A ap\u0103rut chiar l\u00e2ng\u0103 ea un r\u00e2s,
B\u0103rbatul ei, ce hohotind \u00een barb\u0103,
L-a apucat \u0219i l-a tr\u00e2ntit \u00een iarb\u0103,
B\u0103g\u00e2ndu-l la doi metri \u00een p\u0103m\u00e2nt,
F\u0103c\u00eend instant, din p\u0103c\u0103tos, un sf\u00e2nt!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Morala 1
Un r\u00e2s e vesel, un glume\u021b sadea,
De nu te dai \u0219i la nevasta sa.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Morala 2
Trimite la femei doar un sur\u00e2s,
C\u0103ci de insi\u0219ti, e risc s\u0103 mori de r\u00e2s!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Morala 3
Pisica pic\u0103-ntr-una \u00een picioare\u2026
Dar bine\u00een\u021beles, dac\u0103 le are!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Motanul, amator de frumuse\u021bi\u0218i con\u0219tient c\u0103 are nou\u0103 vie\u021bi,Ducea o via\u021b\u0103 amoroas\u0103, plin\u0103De aventuri \u0219i de adrenalin\u0103.Se strecura ca umbra prin tufi\u0219uri,Se c\u0103\u021b\u0103ra \u0219i pe acoperi\u0219uri,Sfid\u00e2nd c\u0103\u021beii f\u0103r\u0103 pic de fric\u0103,De-i ap\u0103rea \u00een fa\u021b\u0103 o pisic\u0103.\u00cen cartier, era deja vestit,Invidiat, dar \u0219i pe-ascuns b\u00e2rfit,De m\u00e2\u021bele b\u0103tr\u00eene mai ales,Ce \u00eel doreau, dar f\u0103r\u0103 de succes.Pisoii, aveau […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":3164,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3163","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-fabule"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3163","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3163"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3163\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3165,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3163\/revisions\/3165"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3164"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3163"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3163"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3163"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}