Un mic \u0219al\u0103u veni pl\u00e2ng\u00e2nd acas\u0103,
C\u0103ci sus\u021bineau colegii lui de clas\u0103,
\u00cen gura mare \u0219i limbaj vulgar,
C\u0103 tat\u0103l lui e-un pe\u0219te ordinar,
C\u0103 e hibrid de \u0219tiuc\u0103 cu hamsie,
\u0218i-un traficant sadea de carne vie.
Cu caracter murdar \u0219i oneros,
S-a dovedit un tip alunecos,
Ce da la f\u00e2\u021be b\u0103ni\u0219ori pu\u021bini
\u0218i \u00eencasa dolari de la rechini.
A sem\u0103nat \u0219i \u00een ad\u00e2nc z\u00e2zanie,
La mul\u021bi ar fi f\u0103cut de petrecanie,
C\u0103ci bodigarzii le-au f\u0103cut figura
La pe\u0219ti ce n-au \u0219tiut s\u0103-\u0219i \u021bin\u0103 gura.
C\u00e2nd tat\u0103l s\u0103u, \u00een fine, a aflat,
F\u0103cu subit o criz\u0103 de ficat
\u0218i a plecat \u00een pas alerg\u0103tor
Ca s\u0103 se pl\u00e2ng\u0103 la judec\u0103tor.
Calomniat \u0219i de ru\u0219ine mort,
A spus c\u0103 el e doar hamal \u00een port,
C\u0103 e cinstit \u0219i-n lume se m\u00e2ndre\u0219te,
Cu solzii s\u0103i \u0219i coada lui de pe\u0219te.
Acesta a trimis un procuror,
Un pe\u0219te spad\u0103, iute de picior,
Ce-a depistat al calomniei lan\u021b:
Era un zvon lansat la Radio \u0218an\u021b,
Deci nu era \u0219al\u0103ul vinovat,
Ci pe\u0219tii cei bipezi de pe uscat.
Ace\u0219tia s-au extins la port \u00een rad\u0103,
Pe unde sunt bibani ce dau din coad\u0103,
C\u0103lu\u021bi de mare, fraieri, care mu\u0219c\u0103
\u0218i le-ofereau pe bani pe\u0219in plevu\u0219c\u0103.
Pe\u0219tioaicele d\u0103deau m\u0103runt din gene
\u0218i pretindeau, obraznic, c\u0103-s sirene,
Cu mult tupeu, neru\u0219inare cras\u0103,
S\u0103 prind\u0103 p\u0103c\u0103to\u0219ii iute-n plas\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Morala 1
Sunt pe\u0219ti av\u00e2nd comportament uman,
Dar din p\u0103cate, numai \u00een ocean!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Morala 2
\u0218i pe\u0219tii de uscat au handicap:
Se-mput f\u0103r\u0103 excep\u021bii de la cap!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Morala 3
Se b\u0103l\u0103cesc \u0219i nu pe bani pu\u021bini,
\u00cen Parlament, o groaz\u0103 de rechini!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Un mic \u0219al\u0103u veni pl\u00e2ng\u00e2nd acas\u0103,C\u0103ci sus\u021bineau colegii lui de clas\u0103,\u00cen gura mare \u0219i limbaj vulgar,C\u0103 tat\u0103l lui e-un pe\u0219te ordinar,C\u0103 e hibrid de \u0219tiuc\u0103 cu hamsie,\u0218i-un traficant sadea de carne vie.Cu caracter murdar \u0219i oneros,S-a dovedit un tip alunecos,Ce da la f\u00e2\u021be b\u0103ni\u0219ori pu\u021bini\u0218i \u00eencasa dolari de la rechini.A sem\u0103nat \u0219i \u00een ad\u00e2nc z\u00e2zanie,La […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":3190,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3189","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-fabule"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3189","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3189"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3189\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3191,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3189\/revisions\/3191"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3190"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3189"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3189"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3189"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}