Ambi\u021bioas\u0103 \u0219i emancipat\u0103
O aricioaic\u0103, foarte \u00een\u021bepat\u0103,
Cu limba ascu\u021bit\u0103 ca un brici,
L-a atacat \u00een for\u021b\u0103 pe arici:
-M\u0103n\u00e2nci prea mult, e\u0219ti neglijent \u0219i gras,
Ba, pe deasupra, umbli cam neras,
Ai \u021bepi cumpli\u021bi ce m-au b\u0103gat \u00een boal\u0103,
\u00cen barb\u0103 \u0219i \u00een zona inghinal\u0103,
Pe care, sincer, nu \u00eei mai suport,
C\u0103ci \u00eemi provoac\u0103 mare disconfort.
\u00ce\u021bi spun acuma clar \u0219i r\u0103spicat,
C\u0103 n-o s\u0103 te primesc deloc \u00een pat,
Dec\u00e2t du\u0219at, c-o sticl\u0103 de coniac
\u0218i proasp\u0103t ras, ca s\u0103 \u00eemi fii pe plac.
Ariciul, bulversat de vestea proast\u0103,
C\u0103 i s-a pus poprire de nevast\u0103
\u0218i sula-n coast\u0103, f\u0103r\u0103 de sfial\u0103,
Cu post \u0219i cu o grev\u0103 conjugal\u0103,
De\u0219i regimul nu i-a fost pe plac,
Se duse drept la casa unui rac,
Frizer, cu cle\u0219ti din cel mai dur o\u021bel,
Ce \u00eel l\u0103s\u0103 \u00een cinci minute, chel.
Pe c\u00e2nd se \u00eentorcea oft\u00e2nd cu jale,
A \u00eent\u00e2lnit o Coan\u0103 Vulpe-n cale
\u0218i f\u0103r\u0103 \u021bepi, ce l-ar fi ap\u0103rat,
Aceasta, de \u00eendat\u0103 l-a m\u00e2ncat.
Morala
C\u00e2nd la femei, de vrei s-ajungi \u00een pat
\u0218i nu ai \u021beap\u0103, ri\u0219ti s\u0103 fii m\u00e2ncat.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Ambi\u021bioas\u0103 \u0219i emancipat\u0103O aricioaic\u0103, foarte \u00een\u021bepat\u0103,Cu limba ascu\u021bit\u0103 ca un brici,L-a atacat \u00een for\u021b\u0103 pe arici:-M\u0103n\u00e2nci prea mult, e\u0219ti neglijent \u0219i gras,Ba, pe deasupra, umbli cam neras,Ai \u021bepi cumpli\u021bi ce m-au b\u0103gat \u00een boal\u0103,\u00cen barb\u0103 \u0219i \u00een zona inghinal\u0103,Pe care, sincer, nu \u00eei mai suport,C\u0103ci \u00eemi provoac\u0103 mare disconfort.\u00ce\u021bi spun acuma clar \u0219i r\u0103spicat,C\u0103 n-o […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":329,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-328","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-fabule"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/328","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=328"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/328\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":330,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/328\/revisions\/330"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/329"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=328"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=328"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=328"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}