Cu func\u021bie de seam\u0103, \u00een peisaj rural,
S\u0103ri un bou localnic, o vreme, peste cal
\u0218i cu folos, \u00een tain\u0103, b\u0103t\u00e2ndu-i iepei \u0219aua,
A reu\u0219it s\u0103-\u0219i creasc\u0103 spre ‘nalturi \u0219andramaua.
Acapar\u00e2nd islazul, o parte din p\u0103dure,
Ba chiar \u0219i lacul morii a reu\u0219it s\u0103-l fure,
Uz\u00e2nd de acte false a provocat dezastru,
Pe-o m\u00e2n\u0103 cu m\u0103garul b\u0103tr\u00e2n de la Cadastru.
Lu\u00e2nd \u0219i euroii primi\u021bi din Uniune,
Pe mal, f\u0103cu \u00een grab\u0103, un birt \u0219i-o pensiune,
De\u0219i-n proiect se-afirm\u0103 c-ar fi un grajd de vaci,
A deturnat din fonduri c-o ga\u0219c\u0103 de ciraci.
Primind un flux de aer mai proasp\u0103t \u00een pl\u0103m\u00e2n,
Chem\u0103 la balt\u0103 \u0219efii, i-a \u00eendopat cu f\u00e2n
\u0218i cu furaje-alese aduse din import,
C\u0103 la plecare-ace\u0219tia i-au oferit suport
C\u00e2nd se vor face liste \u0219i puneri pe f\u0103ra\u0219,
Or s\u0103 \u00eel promoveze \u00een func\u021bie la ora\u0219.
Sim\u021bind un v\u00e2nt \u00een spate, c\u0103lare pe situa\u021bie,
(era doar flatulen\u021b\u0103 cu iz de putrefac\u021bie)
Cu g\u00e2nd s\u0103 urce-n frunte, la ca\u0219 \u0219i ca\u0219caval,
Plec\u0103 cu sarsanaua la sediul regional.
Spre marea-i disperare s-a \u00eencurcat total,
Cu st\u00e2ng\u0103cia-i cras\u0103 de bou provincial,
\u0218i sta la semafoare uit\u00e2ndu-se pe hart\u0103,
Cum sta pe vremuri tac\u2019su la mult vestita poart\u0103.
Ajunse \u0219i la sediu dup\u0103 un larg viraj,
\u00centr-o cl\u0103dire mare, la ultimul etaj
\u0218i \u00eentreb\u0103 portarul ce sta \u00een coridor,
Fi\u2019nd \u00eendemnat de-acesta s\u0103 intre-n ascensor.
Plin de emo\u021bii, boul, umflat, voluminos,
Se-nghesui cu for\u021ba \u00een liftul zgomotos,
Ce-a \u00eenceput s\u0103 geam\u0103, ca un be\u021biv matol
\u0218i care-n loc s\u0103 urce, se pr\u0103bu\u0219i-n subsol.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Morala 1
\u0218i boul poate-ajunge la un statut m\u0103re\u021b,
De mituie\u0219te \u0219efii cu suficient nutre\u021b!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Morala 2
Chiar \u0219i-o rumeg\u0103toare e azi parlamentar,
Mi\u0219ma\u0219uri dac\u0103 face pe m\u00e2n\u0103 c-un m\u0103gar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Morala 3
Ajung \u00een func\u021bii nalte, vota\u021bi de tot poporul
\u0218i boii ce refuz\u0103 s\u0103-i urce ascensorul!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Cu func\u021bie de seam\u0103, \u00een peisaj rural,S\u0103ri un bou localnic, o vreme, peste cal\u0218i cu folos, \u00een tain\u0103, b\u0103t\u00e2ndu-i iepei \u0219aua,A reu\u0219it s\u0103-\u0219i creasc\u0103 spre ‘nalturi \u0219andramaua.Acapar\u00e2nd islazul, o parte din p\u0103dure,Ba chiar \u0219i lacul morii a reu\u0219it s\u0103-l fure,Uz\u00e2nd de acte false a provocat dezastru,Pe-o m\u00e2n\u0103 cu m\u0103garul b\u0103tr\u00e2n de la Cadastru.Lu\u00e2nd \u0219i euroii […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":3354,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3353","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-fabule"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3353","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3353"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3353\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3355,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3353\/revisions\/3355"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3354"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3353"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3353"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3353"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}