Un bou, av\u00e2nd nevast\u0103-o vac\u0103, o cas\u0103 \u0219i gospod\u0103rie,
Dar \u0219i gelos nevoie mare, fost traficant de carne vie,
S-a hot\u0103r\u00e2t s\u0103 angajeze c\u0103ci oscila de s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni,
S\u0103 \u00eei p\u0103zeasc\u0103 avu\u021bia \u0219i soa\u021ba, cinci sau \u0219ase c\u00e2ini.
Dup\u0103 o zi de-acomodare c\u00e2nd totul a decurs frumos,
A \u00eenceput subit co\u0219marul \u0219i totul s-a \u00eentors pe dos.
Dul\u0103ii au l\u0103trat frenetic, o noapte-ntreag\u0103 cu putere,
Iar boul n-a putut s\u0103 doarm\u0103, ba a pornit s\u0103 \u0219i dispere.
So\u021bia sa i-a tras \u00een coaste genunchi, picioare, pumni \u0219i coate,
Pl\u00e2ng\u00e2ndu-se c\u0103-nnebune\u0219te \u0219i s\u0103 suporte nu mai poate.
Dul\u0103ii au l\u0103trat \u0219i ziua, fiind mereu lihni\u021bi de foame,
Iar boul \u0219i-a golit tot cardul pe oase garf \u0219i pe ciolane,
S\u0103tui, au \u00eenceput \u00een curte s\u0103 umple totul de fecale
\u0218i b\u0103l\u021bi ce-au sem\u0103nat mirosuri spurcate, pestilen\u021biale,
Apoi cu mult\u0103 frenezie gazonul verde l-au s\u0103pat,
C\u0103 ar\u0103ta de la distan\u021b\u0103 exact ca un teren minat.
Nu a trecut o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i-ajunse boul o epav\u0103,
Bolnav de nervi \u0219i de putoare, dar o problem\u0103 mult mai grav\u0103
E c\u0103 l-a p\u0103r\u0103sit v\u0103cu\u021ba, c\u0103ci de scandal \u00eendelungat
Stresat\u0103, nu mai da nici lapte, sau mai pe scurt, a \u00een\u021b\u0103rcat.
\u0218i uite-a\u0219a ajunse boul s\u0103rac, bolnav \u0219i singur cuc,
Cu-acelea\u0219i coarne, nervii varz\u0103 \u0219i c-un picior \u00een balamuc.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Morala 1
C\u00e2nd e\u0219ti gelos nevoie mare, o s\u0103 te pasc\u0103 o n\u0103past\u0103,
C\u0103ci nici un soi de patrupede nu \u021bin acas\u0103 o nevast\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Morala 2
De \u00ee\u021bi aduci o hait\u0103-n cas\u0103, o s\u0103 te pasc\u0103 peniten\u021ba:
Nu este nici o \u00eendoial\u0103 c-o s\u0103-\u021bi marcheze existen\u021ba.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Morala 3
Un bou \u0219i de nu-i \u00eensurat, e urm\u0103rit de-un handicap:
Ciudat, de soart\u0103-i condamnat s\u0103 poarte coarnele pe cap!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Un bou, av\u00e2nd nevast\u0103-o vac\u0103, o cas\u0103 \u0219i gospod\u0103rie,Dar \u0219i gelos nevoie mare, fost traficant de carne vie,S-a hot\u0103r\u00e2t s\u0103 angajeze c\u0103ci oscila de s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni,S\u0103 \u00eei p\u0103zeasc\u0103 avu\u021bia \u0219i soa\u021ba, cinci sau \u0219ase c\u00e2ini.Dup\u0103 o zi de-acomodare c\u00e2nd totul a decurs frumos,A \u00eenceput subit co\u0219marul \u0219i totul s-a \u00eentors pe dos.Dul\u0103ii au l\u0103trat frenetic, o […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":3567,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3566","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-fabule"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3566","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3566"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3566\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3569,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3566\/revisions\/3569"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3567"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3566"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3566"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3566"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}