Pe o \u0219osea din Rom\u00e2nia, tivit\u0103 c-o perdea de plopi,
Cu bl\u0103ni de maidanezi \u0219i m\u00e2\u021be, cu mii de peturi, praf \u0219i gropi,
Mergea o Dacie str\u0103veche ce nu a dep\u0103\u0219it sincopa,
Iar dup\u0103 fum \u0219i poluare nici nu era \u00een Europa,
Ci suspendat\u0103 pe o cale uitat\u0103-ntre P\u0103m\u00e2nt \u0219i cer,
Trec\u00e2nd prin Siria \u0219i Cuba, apoi prin Congo \u0219i Niger.
T\u00e2r\u00e2ndu-se cam anevoie pe-un drum plombat cu macadam,
A fost ajuns\u0103, brusc, din urm\u0103 de-o matahal\u0103 de Mer\u021ban
Silen\u021bios, ce se lansase cu o vitez\u0103 colosal\u0103,
Cu herghelii de cai putere \u0219i trac\u021biune integral\u0103.
L\u0103sa \u00een urm\u0103 kilometri \u0219i st\u00e2lpii nal\u021bi de telegraf
Zbur\u00e2nd rapid, ca o n\u0103luc\u0103 prin norii abunden\u021bi de praf
\u0218i c\u00e2nd ajunse-ntr-o clipit\u0103 din urm\u0103 rabla mi\u0219c\u0103toare,
A \u00eenceput subit s\u0103 r\u00e2d\u0103, cuprins de veselie mare:
-Privindu-\u021bi tabla-\u021bi ruginit\u0103 \u0219i fumul \u00een\u0103bu\u0219itor
M\u0103 \u00eengrozesc c\u0103 sub capot\u0103 ai doar o glum\u0103 de motor ,
Suspensii ca inexistente, iar servo-fr\u00e2n\u0103 mai deloc,
Ar\u0103\u021bi mai mult a juc\u0103rie, caricatur\u0103 sau breloc.
Am op\u021biuni f\u0103r\u0103 de num\u0103r, sunt f\u0103r\u0103 seam\u0103n de dotat,
Computer, boxe, faruri, leduri \u0219i aer condi\u021bionat,
Nu scot nici gaze, fum \u0219i noxe, adio sumbr\u0103 ar\u0103tare!
\u0218i claxon\u00e2nd cu insisten\u021b\u0103 a disp\u0103rut subit \u00een zare.
Modesta Dacie, \u00een praful ce-n urma lui s-a ridicat,
A mers pe drum, f\u0103r\u0103 de grab\u0103, dar un jiclor s-a \u00eenfundat.
Nu au trecut nici cinci minute \u0219i-n drumul s\u0103u a repornit,
C\u00e2nd a v\u0103zut, c\u0103 tras pe dreapta, era Mer\u021banul priponit.
O groap\u0103 mare \u0219i ad\u00e2nc\u0103 se pare c\u0103 i-a fost fatal\u0103,
Iar cauciucul, dar \u0219i janta, aveau o daun\u0103-integral\u0103,
Ba osia \u0219i telescopul erau \u0219i ele afectate
\u0218i at\u00e2rnau f\u0103r\u0103 de vlag\u0103, un ghem de fiare-ncovoiate.
A claxonat ironic rabla l\u0103s\u00e2nd \u00een urm\u0103-un fir de ap\u0103
\u0218i fumul alb ie\u0219ind din \u021beav\u0103, de parc\u0103 se-alegea un pap\u0103,
Dar navig\u00e2nd \u00eencet cu grij\u0103 prin craterele colosale
Lans\u0103 din pur\u0103 r\u0103zbunare, o sumedenie de morale:
Morala 1
Viteza nu e important\u0103 c\u00e2nd pleci pe drumurile lungi:
E crucial, \u00een siguran\u021b\u0103, la destina\u021bie s-ajungi.
Morala 2
Infatuarea nu e bun\u0103, c\u00e2nd \u00eentr-o curs\u0103 ai pornit,
E risc s\u0103 nu ajungi departe, de te compor\u021bi nes\u0103buit!
Morala 3
Chiar dac\u0103 e\u0219ti frumos, puternic, dar ai un caracter infect,
\u00cen groap\u0103 po\u021bi s\u0103 dai degrab\u0103, c\u00e2nd nu ai urm\u0103 de respect!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Pe o \u0219osea din Rom\u00e2nia, tivit\u0103 c-o perdea de plopi,Cu bl\u0103ni de maidanezi \u0219i m\u00e2\u021be, cu mii de peturi, praf \u0219i gropi,Mergea o Dacie str\u0103veche ce nu a dep\u0103\u0219it sincopa,Iar dup\u0103 fum \u0219i poluare nici nu era \u00een Europa,Ci suspendat\u0103 pe o cale uitat\u0103-ntre P\u0103m\u00e2nt \u0219i cer,Trec\u00e2nd prin Siria \u0219i Cuba, apoi prin Congo \u0219i […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":3941,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3940","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-fabule"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3940","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3940"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3940\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3942,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3940\/revisions\/3942"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3941"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3940"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3940"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3940"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}