\u0218obolanul \u0219i ca\u0219cavalul
Un \u0219obolan, ce f\u0103r\u0103 fric\u0103, de ani de zile s-a-nfruptat
\u0218i s-a-gr\u0103\u0219at peste m\u0103sur\u0103, fur\u00e2nd pe rupte de la stat,
V\u0103zu cum \u0219ade nep\u0103zit\u0103, \u00eentr-o c\u0103mar\u0103, o bucat\u0103,
De ca\u0219caval, \u00eembietoare ce cu mirosul te \u00eembat\u0103.
Probabil, dintr-o \u00eent\u00e2mplare c\u0103 paznicul, un nea Cais\u0103
Plec\u00e2nd s\u0103 trag\u0103 a \u021bigar\u0103, l\u0103sase u\u0219a larg deschis\u0103.
-Ia stai m\u0103i frate c\u0103 e rostul s\u0103 dau o nou\u0103 lovitur\u0103
C\u0103 n-am mai pus de mult\u0103 vreme un strop de ca\u0219caval \u00een gur\u0103,
De\u0219i am gr\u00e2ne \u00een c\u0103mar\u0103, \u0219i-am str\u00eens averi spectaculoase,
Am iaht, o vil\u0103 cu piscin\u0103 \u0219i-n capital\u0103 \u0219apte case,
De ca\u0219caval acum am poft\u0103, de ap\u0103 plin\u0103 mi-este gura,
Chiar dac\u0103 simt c\u0103 de asear\u0103 m\u0103 arde \u00een stomac friptura!
Cum ca\u0219cavalu-i luase ochii fiind pe mas\u0103, la vedere,
P\u0103\u0219i tiptil cu sacu-n spate \u00een z\u0103brelita \u00eenc\u0103pere,
Dar c\u00e2nd pe prad\u0103 puse m\u00e2na \u0219i-a pus guzganul pofta-n cui,
C\u0103 se \u00eenchise, la capcan\u0103, cu zgomot u\u0219a-n urma lui!
Morala
C\u00e2nd roz\u0103toarele-s lovite de-al l\u0103comiei handicap
\u00cen doz\u0103 mare, ca\u0219cavalul, le poate da dureri de cap!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u0218obolanul \u0219i ca\u0219cavalulUn \u0219obolan, ce f\u0103r\u0103 fric\u0103, de ani de zile s-a-nfruptat\u0218i s-a-gr\u0103\u0219at peste m\u0103sur\u0103, fur\u00e2nd pe rupte de la stat,V\u0103zu cum \u0219ade nep\u0103zit\u0103, \u00eentr-o c\u0103mar\u0103, o bucat\u0103,De ca\u0219caval, \u00eembietoare ce cu mirosul te \u00eembat\u0103.Probabil, dintr-o \u00eent\u00e2mplare c\u0103 paznicul, un nea Cais\u0103Plec\u00e2nd s\u0103 trag\u0103 a \u021bigar\u0103, l\u0103sase u\u0219a larg deschis\u0103.-Ia stai m\u0103i frate c\u0103 e […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":397,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-396","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-fabule"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/396","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=396"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/396\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":405,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/396\/revisions\/405"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/397"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=396"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=396"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=396"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}