{"id":4056,"date":"2026-03-23T07:35:32","date_gmt":"2026-03-23T05:35:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/?p=4056"},"modified":"2026-03-23T07:35:32","modified_gmt":"2026-03-23T05:35:32","slug":"jumi-juma-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/jumi-juma-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Jumi-Juma"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Au ap\u0103rut pe c\u00e2nd dormeam, fire\u0219te,<br>Sirenele, ce-n mod miraculos,<br>Erau jumate om, jumate pe\u0219te,<br>Dar \u00eenzestrate-n mod ciudat, pe dos.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Era o blond\u0103 trupe\u0219\u0103, divin\u0103,<br>C\u0103 p\u0103r de aur, s\u00e2nii rev\u0103rsa\u021bi,<br>La br\u00e2u \u00een jos, cu coad\u0103 de sardin\u0103<br>Ce-avea pe ea mul\u021bimi de solzi zim\u021ba\u021bi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">C\u00e2nta cu voce dulce de sopran\u0103,<br>Vorbea cam mult, cu glasul ap\u0103sat,<br>\u0218i se culca \u00een apa rece-n \u00een van\u0103,<br>Av\u00e2nd fobie cras\u0103 pentru pat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A doua, z\u0103mislit\u0103 \u00een oglind\u0103,<br>Cu bust de pe\u0219te \u0219i aripi pe spate,<br>Avea picioare apte s\u0103 aprind\u0103,<br>Dorin\u021be \u0219i instincte vinovate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Eram \u00eentr-o dilem\u0103 \u00eenfernal\u0103,<br>Misterul nu puteam s\u0103 \u00eel dezleg:<br>Erau \u00een fa\u021ba mea, \u00een pielea goal\u0103<br>\u0218i m\u0103 g\u00e2ndeam pe care s-o aleg?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Salvat am fost chiar de a mea nevast\u0103<br>Ce m-ajutat s\u0103 \u00eei r\u0103m\u00e2n fidel:<br>Cum m-agitam, mi-a tras un ghiont \u00een coast\u0103<br>\u0218i n-a mai fost nevoie s-o \u00een\u0219el!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Au ap\u0103rut pe c\u00e2nd dormeam, fire\u0219te,Sirenele, ce-n mod miraculos,Erau jumate om, jumate pe\u0219te,Dar \u00eenzestrate-n mod ciudat, pe dos. Era o blond\u0103 trupe\u0219\u0103, divin\u0103,C\u0103 p\u0103r de aur, s\u00e2nii rev\u0103rsa\u021bi,La br\u00e2u \u00een jos, cu coad\u0103 de sardin\u0103Ce-avea pe ea mul\u021bimi de solzi zim\u021ba\u021bi. C\u00e2nta cu voce dulce de sopran\u0103,Vorbea cam mult, cu glasul ap\u0103sat,\u0218i se culca \u00een [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":4057,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4056","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-poezii-satirice"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4056","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4056"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4056\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4058,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4056\/revisions\/4058"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4057"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4056"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4056"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4056"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}